confusted

used as an alternative to confused.

now im confusted
im confused and confusted

by bacchus July 26, 2004

confuselate

To confuse, to teach someone chemistry to at 8:00 in the morning when they're too busy drawing pictures of you with wings and a tail.
SYN- confusercize

Godammit, Jenny... this confuselates me. Did she just say blarklhdgadkjg?

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Confucked

When your comp gets fucked up by Conficker, the virus.

1: Hey man theres this virus here called Conficker on my comp...
2: Hahahhaha you got confucked!

by Lolzorznager April 1, 2009

Confusedbysoul

1.The greatest man to ever live and quite good in bed.
2.A sexual act of great prowress.

1.You will not believe the things that Confusedbysoul can do to you!
2.He pulled a Confusedbysoul and pleased me beyond all belief.

by HyakuShiki August 11, 2003

Confused child(:

A person being mentally slow or retarded. Usually mistaken with being high or intoxicated.(:

Jack:"Hey!How'd it go with Cindy?"
Seth:"Who?"
Jack: "Idiot, what do you mean 'who'?"
Seth:"Who the hell are you talking about dude!?"
Jack: "Your fucking girlfriend, man!"
Seth:"Oh, I got too much Corona and passed out at Sam's."
Jack: "I was with you retard! There was no Corona!"
Seth: " MillerLite?"
Jack: "You're just a Confused child(:,man."

by Youdon'tneedaknow(: May 15, 2010

CONFUCKEDICATE

The term used when describing man-kinds constant state of De-Evolution

WE ARE SO CONFUCKEDICATED AND CAUGHT UP IN THE "AMERICAN DREAM" WE HAVE FORGOTTEN OUR "NATTY ROOTS."

THE SLOW AND STEADY CONFUCKEDICATION OF OUR RACE BEGAN BEFORE OUR TIME.

by BE-THE-CHANGE-YOU-WANT-TO-SEE April 24, 2010

Confucked

This is what happens when you are both confused and fucked at the same time.

I went to the Dr. today and he told me I had "Jumping Frenchman Disorder", I was totally confucked.

by humantheory November 7, 2011