confused dick

when a males dick doesn't know which shade it wants to be.

Chris' dick is brown and pink, the shaft brown and the head pink. He has a confused dick.

by LNSQueen1790 December 2, 2009

Confused Social User

One who follows facebook on twitter, has a facebook that says, "check my myspace", etc.

Girl 1: Did you see my facebook?
Girl 2: Oh yeah I totally followed it to your twitter.
Guy: What did the twitter say?
Girl 1: Check out my myspace!
Guy: You are one confused social user

by The guy who fu-[censor] December 8, 2011

confusedicated

a state of utter confusion in which one can no longer function normally.

you should have known i was confusedicated and ignored me.

by MunchOnThat1000 September 30, 2012

confuselaged

deeply confused, quantified to the size of "the main body of an aircraft."

Midge: "An ideal point source distributes light equally in all directions."

Bob: "Then what's an non-ideal point source? Im so confuselaged"

by Mintylikesdictionaries March 31, 2015

confuseleding

When your trying to explain something and fail miserably its a mix of confused puzzeling and throw an in gon the end for the fun of it.....mint

This is so confuseleding

by bobster the lobster May 16, 2017

confusedicus

denotes a state of confusion...portmanteau of confused and Confucius

Some people are very basic, you use even the simplest dry sarcasm, which is very obviously tongue-in-cheek, and they get all confusedicus

by humorus_definicus June 22, 2017

confused nigga hours

When Tyler can't sort his life out so waits up until 3:25 when all his confusion goes for 1 hour

Fuck me sam my heads gone.
Wait up until confused nigga hours bro that'l sort ya

by Sort it ty September 29, 2017