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Conserved Causality Theory

A variant of Preserved Causality, emphasizing causality as a conserved quantity analogous to energy, momentum, or charge. Conserved Causality suggests that in any physical process, the total causal order—the network of cause-effect relationships—remains invariant. You can transform it, redistribute it, but you cannot create or destroy causal connection. The theory provides a framework for thinking about time travel, quantum entanglement, and FTL without paradox: causality is conserved, so any apparent violation must be balanced elsewhere.
"Entanglement seems to violate causality—instant influence across space. Conserved Causality Theory says: maybe causality is conserved, like energy. The influence goes somewhere, does something, balances out. Not violation, but transformation. Causality isn't broken; it's just moved around."
by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026
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concerneration

We will all be full of concerneration after Tibi goes down the ski slope.
by jane thodeouncicdent March 5, 2025
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Confessed

Well he confessed to a pastor and then his father turned him in but that isn't "regular people" that's 1 guy who was told the truth by the guy who did it telling another guy and WHO THAT GUY TOLD... Was the police. That isn't Eric being involved in crime which is clearly what you're insinuating you want. Because Eric is the only one who is the only one who is allowed to do crime and get away with it guys! Those are the rules! But seriously, relax. The FBI shared the surveillance footage of the escape. He turned himself in to a priest basically. That's not you behind a fucking Sherlock Holmes super crime-man.
Hym "I mean, he confessed immediately is how I heard it and the police are the once who shared the footage of the guy for identification. What did regular people do? Nothing. Which is what they SHOULD do. I mean it's not like they hacked to footage our of that building and fuckin triangulate the fuckin guy's whereabouts or something, Jesus."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2025
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Concerndably

This word describes the verb of concerned
Sir I’m concerndably concerned about you”
by Cornner December 25, 2025
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Door conference

A meeting held by oblivious twits in a busy, public place such as a doorway, hallway, elevator or escalator exit.
"Sorry to interrupt the Door conference, I'm trying to get this patient to surgery!
by longrider700 January 30, 2015
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throat conference

when you are joking around with your friends who’s seeing a girl to “just talk”
person: Ill be back man I’m gonna go have a talk with this girl I’ve been seeing.

friend: nah you know you just going there to have throat conference.
by dietscorpio July 29, 2022
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Adopted Confirmed

When someone is so annoying their own parents abandoned them and they were forced to be rehomed
Person 1: Did you hear about Jacob?
Person 2: Yeah, he's adopted confirmed
by Billy The Troll August 29, 2022
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