Cohencidence

Something that fucks

SHF get margin called and GME goes up. Cohencidence? Shorts never covered.

by Waterfella August 28, 2021

The guilty conscience

The guilty conscience is performed when a man has sex with a woman whom he immediately regrets having sex with, and accidentally ejaculates on his own clothing. Later in the night he notices his soiled clothing and the stain acts at his "guilty conscience", reminding him of his inexcusable acts.

Bro: "Dude, I heard you fucked Shaps last night!?"

Buzz: "Yeah.... and to make it even worse I had "The guilty conscience" on my shirt when I went to the bar after."

Bro: Dudeeeeeeeee.

by Jals May 18, 2011

Concedence

when you mispell coincedence because you dont ever use coin as a part of another word unless you're a total nerd.

its not faite, its concedence

oh man what a concedence
haha, spelling fail
...fuck you grammar nazi

by you cant have my name November 3, 2010

confidence

(n.) Meat eaten pre or post workout to make you swole; either chicken,steak or fish eaten in a manner to make your body a peice of ripped man art

I made a House-Call to build my strength and then went home and ate confidence to get HUGE!

by Ryan Herold January 12, 2008

convience buddy

someone who is your last resort to hang out with, and only because no one else could come or answer.

Mark: "Why were you hanging out with Scott the other day"
Tom: "Well you know, hes my convience buddy, so we hung out cause u werent around"
Mark: "Oh yeah."
Tom: "He annoyed the fuck out of me though, he'll never stop talking."

by mickeyd23 March 6, 2011

Codfidence

The physical state of confidence whilst playing the first person shooter video game Call of Duty.

Dude 1: how you playing man?

Dude 2: man im full of codfidence, im 360 quick scoping bitches OH DAYM!

Dude 1: ma nigga be gettin' his quick scope on shiiit

by LONEWOLFCK June 17, 2010

confidenceness

Bullshit

"Confidenceness ain't a word babe."

~P~

by NumberOneBullshit March 27, 2017