Conspiracy Theorist

People yearning to be smart, but are too lazy to make an effort.

Mom: do something in your life for once! You're so lazy!
son: but I am a conspiracy theorist!
Mom: ohh... ok

by The truth untold February 24, 2022

Gateway Conspiracy Theory

Gateway Conspiracy Theory.
Typically a conspiracy that does less harm than the other theories.
It often leads to more dangerous conspiracy theories.
Hence the term " gateway"
E.G: flerfers or flat-earthers theory could be less dangerous than say, a theory that the the elites are out to destroy us all, as it USUALLY has no real-life consequence.
Whereas a conspiracy theory that states the elites are out to destroy us all can lead upto and include death by suicide, paranoia, etc.

Gateway Conspiracy Theory.
That bloke that topped himself used to just be into #GatewayConspiracyTheories, flat earth, etc.
Then he went onto the hard stuff, like the elites want to kill us all.

by Daniel00 December 31, 2023

Conspiracy

Conspiracy - a secret plan by a group to do something unlawful or harmful against others.

The ruling elite has created the conspiracy in order to keep the population poor and ignorant.

by AlfaVitaY2K May 30, 2016

Conspiracy Terrorist

n. someone who believes in conspiracy theories and commits terrorist events to the “threatening object of conspiracy”

this came to my mind while i was taking a bath.

Dude, the other day, a conspiracy terrorist attacked 5G tower with pistol.

by Nillus May 21, 2021

The conspiracy theorist look

Someone with a big nose, broad jawline, a big mouth, either freakishly large eyes or abnormally small eyes and a big tic tac looking head.

I just know someone is a conspiracy theorist as they exhibit the conspiracy theorist look. I don't think I know any sexy conspiracy theorists.

by UltimateDoge May 26, 2022

Conspiracy Theory

A belief that the government and the media should never be trusted.

You think it’s silly to be a conspiracy theorist? Well I think it’s silly that you trust the media and the government. That’s why I believe a conspiracy theory can be true.

by GMG1981 February 4, 2024

Conspiracy Clarity Paradox

As the severity of an internet conspiracy theory increases, the quality of its video evidence inversely decreases. This is often accompanied by dramatic music, excessive text, or unrelated imagery, meant to amplify the theory's perceived threat.

After spending hours trawling through a sea of UFO sightings online, John began to notice a trend, humorously coining it as the 'Conspiracy Clarity Paradox'. The more outrageous the alien encounter claims became, the poorer and more dramatic the accompanying video footage seemed to be.

by Spongebob Shit Pants July 6, 2023