Common white girl

Any girl generally in America who is obsessed with these things:
-starbucks
-uggs
-iphone/ipad
-nike

-vera bradley
-use of the word "YAAAAAS"

-use of the words "i can't even"

-selfies

-selfie sticks
-instagram
-twitter
-constantly posting on snapchat

Common white girl:

Why is there such a long line at starbucks? They are all white girls.

by Swagger200000 August 24, 2016

commonure

Câ-mahn-oo-er
1. A person who spreads bullshit about others.

2. Also used to describe someone who is full of shit.

Frank told Stacey, due to the election, he is moving to Canada. But everyone knows Frank is a commonure.

by Whipetgood November 25, 2016

commit toaster fork

A method of committing suicide by sticking a fork into an electric toaster, sending an immense shock through the body and renders the commitant braindead.

Dude: -kills person on roblox-
Person: go commit toaster fork you hacker

by frick_nuggets November 18, 2018

commit kermit

when you want to die but your brain is thinking about the muppets

i want to commit kermit

by EastTV March 8, 2019

Commit a sin

Jerk off; complete an act of lust; sexual things

Brian: "Where you going bro?"
Jake: " Going to commit a sin, duh!"

by Shadows23214 April 22, 2019

Commit poptart

To eat many pop tarts till you die.

I want you to commit poptart

by Commit_poptart January 28, 2021

commit unlive

'commit unlive' is a term usually used by toxic Roblox players instead of 'go kill yourself' to pass through Roblox's terrible chat censorship (and when I say terrible, I mean as terrible as doo doo wadur) while sending the message across.

I dare you to go commit unlive

by SleepyShard October 18, 2021