When a Columbian woman with a thick fat juicy dump truck of an ass sits on your cracked phone screen and when she gets up your phone screen is magically fixed.
Columbian: *sits on friends cracked phone*
Person with phone: “Dude I wear to god if you crack my phone screen any more I’m gonna kill myself.”
Columbian: *gets up*
*phone screen is fixed*
Person with phone: “Dude did you just pull a Holy Columbian?”
Person with phone: “Dude I wear to god if you crack my phone screen any more I’m gonna kill myself.”
Columbian: *gets up*
*phone screen is fixed*
Person with phone: “Dude did you just pull a Holy Columbian?”
by RockHardAsianJesus June 21, 2021
Get the Holy Columbian mug.by MiSsA_MiSsA June 29, 2009
Get the Columbia Falls mug.Related Words
A school full of roadmen and gangbangers the olders in the school are klm sometimes and the year 7s in tht school are wet and butters always chasing for girls 🤮 Worst boys school in Bexleyheath
by Anonymous badk April 30, 2020
Get the St Columbas mug.by Max October 15, 2003
Get the columbian necktie mug.1x8 Ball Cocaine
2xShots of Expresso
1xGlass of coca-cola soda
Mix expresso into soda, let cool, add 8 Ball, take in sips over the course of an hour (if you can)
2xShots of Expresso
1xGlass of coca-cola soda
Mix expresso into soda, let cool, add 8 Ball, take in sips over the course of an hour (if you can)
by tryme!@#!$@#%#!@# July 29, 2009
Get the Columbian Coke Float mug.When a man is receiving oral stimulation, just before he ejaculates, he places the head of his penis inside the nostril of his partner, then as the man ejaculates the receiver snorts the semen up into the nasal cavity.
Last night my girl friend asked for a columbian crazy straw, so I blasted my man batter straight into her sinuses.
by Little_Joe12 February 19, 2011
Get the Columbian crazy straw mug.The bitch was OTR, so i snuck a columbian snowplow on her and after that she was hurtin for a squirtin
by a-boogy January 19, 2007
Get the Columbian Snowplow mug.