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colon-clouter

A colon-clouter is a homosexual man who likes to put his penis inside the rectum of other homosexual men for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

It is the number one cause of shitty semen.
"Check out than man over there in that tight tank top, dancing in that gay bar with those other men. I bet he's a right colon-clouter."
by radash November 7, 2009
mugGet the colon-cloutermug.

colon comet

When a man, and another man are engaged in sex. Before the "pitcher" orgasms, he gapes his partner's asshole and dumps in a can of diet Coke and mentos before ejaculating into his partner's anus.
Holy shit Bartholomew! Your stretchy asshole is perfect for a colon comet!
by Drillmaster June 8, 2019
mugGet the colon cometmug.

colon carnage

The horrid sensation one experiences when having a bowel movement in which the liquified sloppy hot butt mud races violently towards its goal, destroying any and all organisms within one's intestinal tract as it flows towards porcelain heaven.
bro, sorry about your toilet. I experienced some major colon carnage.
by cockbroccoli November 27, 2011
mugGet the colon carnagemug.

kebab Colonic

When you eat a Kebab that really just cleans you out!
"god that kebab really fucked me over, iv been in the toilet all morning, absolute Kebab Colonic"
by Gandis March 9, 2010
mugGet the kebab Colonicmug.

colon slap

When you evacuate your colon so fast that the intestinal walls slap together and cause pain.

The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.
You: Boss, I have to leave work because I've just had an instance of colon slap.

Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.
by Capt Craptastic May 14, 2010
mugGet the colon slapmug.

kade colon

kade colon means bald or is a hairless fish
by byethsLOLOLOL May 10, 2019
mugGet the kade colonmug.

rotten colon

A very deadly condition,

that leads to a very severe case of

anal discharge and or anal leakage
Followed by the anus slowly decomposing From the inside out due to an unhealthy diet, or lack of hygiene.
The man's farts smell of death, as though he has developed rotten colon.
by Metalmaniac March 23, 2019
mugGet the rotten colonmug.

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