colon-clouter

A colon-clouter is a homosexual man who likes to put his penis inside the rectum of other homosexual men for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

It is the number one cause of shitty semen.
"Check out than man over there in that tight tank top, dancing in that gay bar with those other men. I bet he's a right colon-clouter."
by radash November 07, 2009
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colon comet

When a man, and another man are engaged in sex. Before the "pitcher" orgasms, he gapes his partner's asshole and dumps in a can of diet Coke and mentos before ejaculating into his partner's anus.
Holy shit Bartholomew! Your stretchy asshole is perfect for a colon comet!
by Drillmaster June 08, 2019
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Colon tattoo

If you are 18 years old and you like wieners in your colon you also like anal sex then you have a colon tattoo. What usually comes after this tattoo is a 3 dot tattoo which means you like double penetration.
Ooooo I see you have a colon tattoo Maria wanna go have butt sex.
by Mrs. humpalot March 26, 2023
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Colon devils

Are you ok?

No, I have a bad case of colon devils and I've been in the bathroom all day.
by Survivor Bob June 18, 2012
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candy colon

when you have had anal so many times that your ass hole actually looks like a starburst ,or soft candy, has been molded into a flower shape and put on your ass.
dude! she has such a candy colon! we are so NOT doing anal ever again.

do you think her candy colon is like a light pink or a dark red?
by glow bear May 26, 2017
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colon wrecker

A penis that has the ability to go so far inside of a female in sexual intercourse, that it makes the females colon or other internal organs slightly ache, itch, or bleed (maybe bleed if it's a 2 meter beater)
Megan: I hooked up with a guy last night, and he had a colon wrecker.
Julie: No way! How do you feel?
Megan: It was great, but my colon feels a little achy
by SeahawksFan24 December 17, 2015
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colon carnage

The horrid sensation one experiences when having a bowel movement in which the liquified sloppy hot butt mud races violently towards its goal, destroying any and all organisms within one's intestinal tract as it flows towards porcelain heaven.
bro, sorry about your toilet. I experienced some major colon carnage.
by cockbroccoli June 07, 2011
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