vag-collector

A player that hooks up with women, solely to "be the very best, like no one ever was". Just like in Pokémon, where the player collects badges; the vag-collector collects vaginas.

Girl 1: Hey this cute guy asked me out, should I go out with him?
Girl 2: Don't bother, you're just a number to him; he's a total vag-collector.

by Slinky Pie November 11, 2017

fart collectors

Underwear worn all day long. Science says humans pass gas 10-20 times per day, so all underwear collects a lot of gas. fart, poot, let one rip, gas master, pass gas, flatulence, toot, rip one, poop, do-do, bowel movement, bm, crap, underwear, undies, drawers, pajamas, skivvies, long johns

I shouldn't have had those tacos for lunch, my fart collectors are working overtime.

by joecoolthefool December 18, 2017

ex collector

A person who can let go of their friends’ exes despite the pain it brings everyone around them.

1: Yo did you hear about Allie?
2:Yeah man. It’s fucked.

1:She’s the fucking ex collector.

2: Big mood.

by Bugfacts May 24, 2018

Couch Collector

Someone who is never satisfied with the couch they currently have.

Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"

Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Doll Collector

A person, usually a male, who befriends females (dolls) on social media, such as Facebook, in order to receive personal "adult" photos from them. There is never any attempt to physically meet the women; only to "see" them.

He's nothing but a Doll Collector. He's harmless & they're only pictures.

by Doll Collector March 28, 2020

Sword Collector

Durogatory term that describes an enthusiast of fantasy/role-playing/anime/martial arts who lacks self-awareness to the point of being embarrassing.

Todd seemed like a cool guy, but he keeps talking about Naruto and saying things like 'nunchaku are useless against ranged weapons.' I'm starting to think he might be a sword collector.

by Terrence Howard, M.D. August 14, 2020

Injustice Collector Feminist

"Injustice Collector" Feminists see Injustice in absolutely everything about daily life---from the random architecture of buildings to the universal office temperature settings of Air-conditioning to "how overt masculinity dominates Australia's relationship with water."

Hence why Feminists constantly project their "Injustice Collection" onto anyone who disagrees with their Dogma or why Feminists accuse non-Feminist Women of internalized misogyny or "Pick Me," by projecting their own internal "Injustice Collector."

"Men were never interested in dating Jessica because of her raging " Injustice Collector Feminist" Ideology and her unbalanced opinions."

by anonymous May 18, 2021