When people on the internet crave to watch a video at the same time even though they did not know each other at all and accidentally made or revived a trend/meme.
Hey yknow how that "Let's go! insert "offensive" word meme? That's a collective bruh moment right there.
by Hungwell Burger January 02, 2021
1.) Synomnious with Secure the Bag and Get the Bread
2.) When you rise and grind, effectively collecting the yeast before it rises to bread.
3.) Taking credit for the bread (success) by collecting all the yeast before others can take it.
4.) Having the begining means to obtain success before it exists. (Having ways to make bread)
2.) When you rise and grind, effectively collecting the yeast before it rises to bread.
3.) Taking credit for the bread (success) by collecting all the yeast before others can take it.
4.) Having the begining means to obtain success before it exists. (Having ways to make bread)
Guy 1:- I have an algebra exam tomorrow.
Guy 2:- Bro, study and collect the yeast.
Guy 1:- Hell yeah, COLLECT THE YEAST!
Guy 1:- Now I can make some fucking bread. 😫🙌🍞
Guy 2:- Bro, study and collect the yeast.
Guy 1:- Hell yeah, COLLECT THE YEAST!
Guy 1:- Now I can make some fucking bread. 😫🙌🍞
by COLLECTtheYEAST March 25, 2019
A derogatory label for a person who prizes industry certifications above knowledge and capability.
Often such a person will set about collecting as many certifications as they can and proudly display them in their email signature and social network profiles. Typically they have a shallow understanding of areas in which they are certified, and are unable to display significant independent reasoning or understanding in those areas.
May also refer to the act of obtaining an industry certification.
Also known as "pokemon accreditation"; Gotta catch 'em all!
Often such a person will set about collecting as many certifications as they can and proudly display them in their email signature and social network profiles. Typically they have a shallow understanding of areas in which they are certified, and are unable to display significant independent reasoning or understanding in those areas.
May also refer to the act of obtaining an industry certification.
Also known as "pokemon accreditation"; Gotta catch 'em all!
1. "I've interviewed five job applicants and every one of them is a collect-a-cert."
2. "I'm going to have to go 'collect-a-cert' to qualify for the next pay bracket"
2. "I'm going to have to go 'collect-a-cert' to qualify for the next pay bracket"
by qwak May 10, 2013
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by WildWillez December 13, 2020
Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.
by Solid Mantis December 02, 2020
Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running (as a collective). No individuals. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.
by Solid Mantis December 02, 2020