Coffin

1. A six sided box that we all end up in
2. What vampires sleep in during the day after drinking blood all night
Barnabas Collins: There were so many women that had delicious blood in their veins last night! The sun's about to rise, so I better go downstairs and get in my coffin.
Willie Loomis: Uhh... Barnabas, the sheriff was here earlier. He wanted to ask you about what happened to Sky Rumson.
Barnabas Collins: Ugh, of course. Can't tell the sheriff that I made that bastard shoot himself, so I'll just say he shot himself.
Julia Hoffmann: Barnabas, before you go downstairs, I need to tell you that you'll be receiving your final injection at just before dawn tomorrow.
Barnabas Collins: Very well. If the sheriff comes by later, tell him I'm not here, but he can come back tonight after dark.
by Failurebitch May 28, 2023
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Coffin Topper

A photo that captures the essence of a person so perfectly that it must adorn the top of their coffin.
‘This such a beautiful photo of Gran, let’s use it as a coffin topper at her funeral
by Dani McMillan Lyons July 10, 2024
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Oh boy..

A Visual-Novel game that's about 2 codependent toxic siblings who are trapped inside of their apartment with no food, abandoned by their parents, who eventually resort to cannibalize their neighbour and make a pact with a demon. The game also contains some choices that lead to different outcomes (mostly on chapter 2.)

Has some incest undertones and currently has 2 chapters (It got recently popular for the latter..)

TL;DR: 2 codependent siblings with the weirdest sexual tension ever commit cannibalism, sacrifice someone to a demon and murder a decent amount of people.

Game is currently being hated because of a certain incest sex scene that is fully optional, but the fans really don't give a flying fuck about criticism.
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen that game?, the one called "The coffin of Andy and Leyley?", people are real disgusted and despise it and anyone who plays it.

Guy 2: Seems like satanism and cannibalism is fine, but they draw the line at fictional incest huh?
by This your your if November 18, 2023
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1) when someone tries to keep pace with your drinking rate (usually alcohol); however, they are unable to handle it, so they pass out and almost certainly die.

2) a much more serious and stronger version of “to drink someone under the table
Ricky: “Bobby claimed to be able to chug more tequila then I could, so I drank that bitch under the coffin!”

Austin: “damn I’ll make sure to send flowers to his widow.”

A example of how to drink someone under the coffin
by Kappa Kappa 133 October 15, 2019
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Carrying a coffin

To know someone's or somethings death is/was caused by you.
I am carrying a coffin, and it will haunt me for the rest of my days...
by ImaginaryElephants August 21, 2016
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Coffin Dance Paradox

When a pallbearer from Ghana plays coffin dance on their ipod, and then they go insane. They contract coffin 19, and then become hypnotized.

P.S. There is no paradox. It just sounds better when you put paradox at the end. OMEGALUL
Bro, remember that guy who suffered with that coffin dance paradox stuff?
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coffin car

The last car a person will ever own
Jimmy's grandpa bought a Rolls Royce reverse-mortgaging his house. Definitely a coffin car!
by homedepotcarpet February 23, 2023
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