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Daniel the Cocker Spaniel

A person or dog that will uncontrollably poop and puke all over the place

Often also tripping over their own poop, or licking up their puke as a response of shame and guilt
O no, look what Daniel the Cocker Spaniel did, there’s shit all over the place!
Damn Daniel, that’s quite a mess you made there buddy!
That’s just Daniel, we are used to his shit!
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cocker

A slang term for the Autococker Paintball gun.
Will you use your new cocker in the next game?

No I will use the old cocker, cuz the new one inst ready.
by Hi January 4, 2004
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Cockerdoodle

a really uncool person.. or a real big asshole!!!
Wow mike is being a Cockerdoodle
by TacoWave1 February 13, 2009
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cocker

My girlfriend Kirsten told me to go to the bar and grab a cocker and I am now facing criminal charges for sexual assault. I wish I knew she meant a Cosmo.
by Carly Wild February 12, 2009
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cockster

A man or a woman who acts exceedingly cocky for an unnecessary or unworthy reason. Although it is meant to be slightly insulting, it is more of a jesting comment.

Typically occurs during intense, alcohol based games such as beer pong.
Frat boy: "hell yeah I just made a cup in pong! I am so fucking awesome, no one's got shit on me...this game is already over."

Bystander: "...lol, what a cockster..."
by jessly424 November 27, 2011
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Cocker Spaniel

Sex move; the girl's hair is in pigtails to cover her ears and having sex doggystyle. The male rolls up a newspaper and if she makes a noise he hits her on the nose; the male yelling "no" while hitting her on the nose is optional
My new girlfriend Jenn was too loud having sex so I had to cocker spaniel her to teach her not to be so loud.
by Shorty in Chicago November 13, 2011
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