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Cockholster

by Vig February 23, 2003
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cockjockey

One who jockies cocks, a cockknocker, or shit for brains, often a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Playstation, Microsoft, and Nintendo fanboys are all cockjockies.
by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003
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Cocklock

A male or female who constantly stares at the groin region of all males who are within visual range.
You enter a bar with a friend you notice a particularly ugly woman staring at your package.You turn to your friend and say "Damn I wish that skank would quit getting cocklock on me"
by Maddoe September 25, 2004
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cockgoblin

plural:cockgobblins. def:
1. nasty lil things(that may have to do with cocks and/or goblins but not gobbling cock).
2. goblin of the cock.
Guy 1: "yeah bro, I haven't showered in a few days its so gnardcore."
Guy 2: " Thats fuckin disgusting your sproutin' some cockgoblins all right there."
by browneyedhurl February 1, 2009
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Cockhole Fleas

Damn man, you've got cockhole fleas!
by The Guru Turtle October 25, 2008
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Cockboxing

To blow another guy in a car, predominantly in a homosexual manner.
Fag 1: Bro, it's fucking raining out! How are we supposed to go to our vocal therapy classes?
Fag 2: Fuck it, let's take your truck Spartacock!
Fag 1: Yeah, you want to blow each other off in Spartacock before we go?
Fag 2: Sure! I could really use a good cockboxing today!
by TheKimmer April 3, 2015
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cockboy

A douchebag just like the one reading this now
Are you reading this? Because your a cockboy!
by King_Nothing April 13, 2008
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