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North Slope cocktail

Something sweet mixed with something alcoholic. Named for the North Slope of Alaska, where booze is scarce in the oil camps.
by Arturo G. May 24, 2010
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Friday night cocktail

When a girls sucks your dick while you're taking a shit then she pukes on your balls and you cum and she has to drink it
by HTHD April 23, 2017
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Marik Miracle Juice Cocktail

Dr. Paul Marik has created a very basic cocktail, aka medical protocol, that consists of giving all three of these: Vitamin C, Thiamine and Dexamethasone, to Sepsis patients. This cocktail takes that potential risk of death from greater than %30 to almost zero. Doctors are hesitant to adopt it because the basic science hasn't convinced them and there isn't randomized controlled studies. However, there is no risk for bad effects. It's only good and there is no reason for big pharma to invest in this because there is no money to be make.
The ICU doc just gave my mum the Marik Miracle Juice Cocktail for her Sepsis.
by Lilibete February 24, 2019
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The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail

This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the anus).

The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females anus. If possible female farts to mix the brew, if not it is also OK. The loser then must take a shrimp and scoop out and eat as much as possible. If loser is allergic to shrimp, then substitute with another protein or vegetable.
This party is pretty lame, let's get the guys and Helen together for The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail.
by MEATSLEEVESTEVE August 2, 2022
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Jalisco fruit punch cocktail

When you pour one jarritos fruit punch (12.5 fl oz) in a women's anus, followed by a pack of sour patch kids, a pack of gummy worms, a pack of gummy bears, 1/2 a cup of diced strawberries, 1/2 a cup of blueberries, 3 shots of tequila, 2 shots of vodka, then mix the concoction by means of the women twerking. Immediately stick a straw in the women's rectum and drink a large quantity of the concoction as fast as possible. The remaining contents in the women rectum will be oozed on the partner's face and mouth as described in the original jalisco fruit punch.
Dam my Boi Mimi's ass is so fat I want to give her the jalisco fruit punch cocktail, no cap!!!
by Horchatalover69 July 14, 2023
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Cocktail Party

When a group of at least 4 males masturbate to ejaculation into a wine glass, and then pour it onto an unsuspecting sleeping, or passed out (drunk) females face at a party. Usually a passive aggressive way to settle a score.
Joe: Man, that cunt Abby just slapped you in the face dude..

Chris: I know man......You thinking what I'm thinkng?

Both: Cocktail Party!!!
by C0kt@l3 w8tr December 15, 2012
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Mazal Tav Cocktail

An ignited, gasoline-filled, glass bottle intended to cause destruction to the person or property of a Palestinian.
"We should throw a molotov cocktail on the road."-Chris
"I thought it was called a "mazal tav cocktail"-Pete
"No, a Mazal Tav Cocktail is like a molotov cocktail, except aimed at a palestinian."-Phil
by phil_zeller August 23, 2008
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