slong coaster

When you get your tackle out at a dinner party and put it on the table

things were going swimmingly until Jimmy rocked the slong coaster

by Mr Fo April 29, 2008

Riding roller coaster

describes the ups and downs of a relationship. Often, the couple involved go through episodes of utmost happiness followed by serious break-ups just to make up again afterwards.

John: How is it going between you and Jane? Still riding roller coaster?
Jack: No, this time we break up fuh real.
John: Yeah, like I’ve never heard that a thousand times before.

by adam_addiction June 2, 2010

Rome Roller Coaster

First ride an intense roller coaster until you throw up. Make sure you throw up in a bag. Find a microwave and heat it on high for 10 minutes. In the mean time, find a fat chick (must be over 400 pounds). Begin to fuck her using the throw up as lube.

I rome roller coastered the shit out of your mom!!

by reidaustin June 24, 2010

cake coaster

The white cardboard square that prevents a Hostess cupcake from sticking to the plastic wrapper.

After eating the cupcake Vanessa licked the cake coaster clean.

by Jeff July 28, 2006

COULTERED

To apply your moose knuckle to a man's nose while he is either resting or passed out drunk. This will be followed by photographic evidence and mass amounts of belittling about how gay the person who was Coultered is. More affect can be gained if this is done in only a pair of tighty whities.

Tech 1: "Dude, I was so drunk last night and have the constant stench of balls on my face."

Tech 2: "Dude, you totally got Coultered"

by The Mat January 25, 2010

cum coaster

A tattoo on the lower back thought to identify a woman as sexually promiscuous. Such a tattoo is a hypothetical target for semen should a man be having unprotected sex with a partner doggy style and decide to pull out just prior to ejaculation, hence cum coaster.

See: Tramp Stamp

"I pulled out and shot my load all over that tramp's cum coaster."

by Josepolis January 17, 2008

The Ann Coulter Effect

The longer the media goes without mentioning the perpetrator's race, the less likely it's going to be white.

Has the media not mentioned the perpetrator's race in a while? It's probably The Ann Coulter Effect in place and the perp is less likely to going to be white.

by GiantOof69 November 25, 2019