cock hugger

An irritating hetrosexual male friend who just will not leave you alone. Always wants to know what you are doing and who you are doing it with. He is a great friend but, always needs to know every minute of your day.

You called me 6 times to see what I was doing tonight and who I was doing it with. I am going out with some other friends - get a life ya cock hugger.

by Jerome Fraser July 17, 2006

cocomelon kid

A feral nasty kid that watches cocomelon on their funky ass iPad, typically found in grocery stores coughing and sneezing while wiping their snot on their crusty ass iPads

*coughing sounds*
Me: God I fucking hate cocomelon kids

by onperiodtluv July 15, 2021

Asian cock

An Asian person’s cock. Just like other guys, Asian guys’ penises vary in size. There are huge and not so huge Asians, and average ones in between, just like any race. Pro-tip: Judge a man’s size based on its erect state. Some folks are showers, others are growers.

Fun fact: Erect Asian cocks are noted for their hardness.

Ooh yeah, baby, I love the way your Asian cock feels in me

by SamBissell June 10, 2023

Cockwinder

Someone who has surpassed the asshole status, but just shy of a mother fucker.

"Can you believe what that Cockwinder just said?"

by Prezz6664 July 7, 2012

wack my cock

a more impressive and aggressive announcement that you are going to masturbate or have a wank.

Can we leave now Jerry?

10 more minutes, I need to wack my cock!

by AaronJG October 30, 2016

Cock Destroyer

one whom works a penis untill it is completly exhausted.

I can't believe how many times Sarah and I had sex Saturday night. That girl is a total Cock Destroyer.

by tuco23 December 12, 2008

Oversized Cock Disorder

Oversized Cock Disorder (OCD for short) is a common mental health condition where a persons penis size is exponentially increased by up to 20x the average. Not to be confused with its predecessor Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Oversized Cock Disorder is extremely rare condition found in 1 in 69420 males.

Wardy Joubert III, a football diagnosed with ocd got a 28.3 increase measuring a whopping 144.33" this is the most severe case recorded to this day.

John: I've got OCD
Lucy: So you get anxious when things are out of order?
John: No... I have Oversized Cock Disorder

by Peak#7550 December 16, 2021