cumberbun

When you're girl friend passes out before you bust a nut
so you flog the bishop till you skeet all over the bitches' ass.

The bitch was too damn drunk to fuck, so I gave her sleepin ass a cumberbun

by EZEthan September 12, 2006

cumber

cumber is a shorter for the "cucumber"

I used to like cumbers but I've chosen to eat carrots better.

by Andrius March 5, 2008

ladder climber

A corporate shill who is the utmost example of selfishness. They are the most unenlightened breed of human being next to a literal religious terrorist. Purely driven by ego, they stop at nothing and no one to get what they want with absolute disregard for others. They see life with blinders on, they are constantly defensive and they are sociopathic in nature. CEOs all climbed the ladder to the top, using the necks of others, usually those who actually created something, as rungs on this ladder. They are abysmal human beings who now exist in droves in corporate America. They have ruined the U.S.A. and should be ashamed of themselves, but even more so, the U.S. citizens need to recognize the shame they have brought upon the U.S., a once actually great country, now living anecdotally through lies, rabble, manipulation, war, and fear. Shame on U.S. for letting these people take what is ours. Especially since money is merely a human construct to being with. These are fake people, that know everything they do is wrong, yet they continue to do it out of an even greater fear than that of which they propagate as they build their onion-skin of an image. Pathetic.

I refuse to be a ladder climber at this soulless company. I quit.

by Waxil July 22, 2014

Crumber

A person who often refuses to get something they desire for themselves for various reasons. For example someone who will refuse to buy a feed for themselves will wait for others to finish and mop up the crumbs, is referred to as a crumber.

"Fuck I'm full after that large Babalui's pizza!"
"Can I have some?"
"You're nothin' but a crumber you piece of shit"

by laceman October 16, 2009

cumberbum

The bum of one Benedict Cumberbatch.
Term also used to refer to the whole of Cumberbatch.

Girl #1: "Why are you looking at porn?"
Girl #2: "What, no, that's just Cumberbum."

by leddyhasdapeppy January 10, 2012

seal clubber

One of six character classes from the online role playing game Kingdom of Loathing. Seal Clubbers depend on muscle to adventure through the game.

Player one: I am a seal clubber since my second ascension.

Player two: Really? were you an accordion theif before that?

by Vito60 August 6, 2006

Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber

A person at your local rock climbing gym who brags and constantly brings up other people's failures and their own small accomplishments in order to make themselves feel better. Brags and makes others feel sorry for even participating in this amazing sport. Most of the time is a male.

The Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber does not brag by choice. He needs to brag in order to sexually arouse himself because he has no confidence in himself unless he his gloating.

Often extremely insecure and rarely gets laid.

Often uses terms like "fag, donkey balls, knob gobbler, scrotum sucker, gay, and homo" to belittle others while simultaneously hinting that they are confused about their own sexuality.

Gloating Douche Bag Rock Climber: Hey I think I'm the BEST in the climbing club out of everybody that just started. They all suck donkey balls except for me. I'm better than you too. Aren't I?? Aren't I??

Person: Yes you climb very well, the others are climbing well too.

Gloating Douche bag: What the fuck fag!? I'm like 10 times better than you, You can't climb half the shit I climb, you're so gay! I'm the Best you cock juggler!

Person: Rock climbing is about having fun and being the best you can be; not about comparing yourself to others to arouse yourself. you are a disgrace to the sport. Goodbye.

Gloating Douche bag: Fuck yeah I'm the best. Better masturbate in the gym's bathroom before this boner goes away!

by Zeus717 March 5, 2011