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Turbo Cider

Turbo Cider is a kind of budget-homebrew, often produced by students and those not old enough to buy their own booze. The main motive for producing such a beverage is usually just to get pissed on - and thus it is commonly frowned upon by 'proper' homebrewers and cider connoisseurs.

The process of brewing a Turbo Cider is to warm up some apple juice, and add some sugar and brewing yeast. A drinkable alcoholic beverage can be produced within two to three weeks, hence the name "Turbo Cider".
Julian: Man, this cider is proper skanky stuff. It tastes like absolute cack!!
Tarquin: I know, right! It's some turbo cider i did at home... it'll get us wrecked though!
by JizzJizz69 December 18, 2011
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Blowjob Client

In client services, a client for whom you would bend over backwards, take a financial loss, or otherwise get on your knees for the sake of maintaining professional goodwill.

A client may obtain blowjob status for various reasons, including but not limited to:

- Agency's desire to keep a reputable brand name on the client roster
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They want us to expand the scope of work.
- Do we have budget for that?
No, but they're a blowjob client, so we'll eat the extra cost.
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Poop-cident

A term used to describe a problem or mishap caused by poop.
Uh oh, looks like this poop-cident will make me late for work again.
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Kermit-cide

Dude you need to chill with the kermit-cides you gunna get hurt some day
by Ascended Saiyan November 7, 2019
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Zinn Cline Lucey

Zinn Cline Lucey is so hot, sexy, and he gets all the women. His dick is so big it can barely fit in his pants. It is averaged at about 13 inches.
That super model is such a Zinn Cline Lucey
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Borion Client

Borion Client, a prominent and innovative addition to the Minecraft Bedrock Edition modding scene, represents a significant evolution from its predecessor, the well-known Horion Client. It's crucial to distinguish Borion from Horion, as the former builds upon the foundations laid by the latter, taking the Minecraft gaming experience to unprecedented heights. Borion Client has quickly become a go-to choice for avid Bedrock Edition players seeking to enhance their Minecraft abilities and immerse themselves in a dynamic and enriched gaming environment.
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alaskan apple cider

This is the act of inserting your penis into a females vagina followed by urinating while it is inside
Marshall gave me the best alaskan apple cider last night, and it felt amazing.
by alaskan guy March 14, 2017
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