Chomskamas Claus

(n) - Russian equivalent of Santa Claus, exluding one or more of the following (depending on the region of Russia):
1. cheer
2. jollyness
3. round little belly
4. presents
5. bright colors

"Start a fire, dude!! The Chomskamas Claus is coming to the U.S. this year! Keep that shit burning ALL NIGHT if you know what's good for you! This bastard's totally hardcore!"

by Silent Rip November 30, 2004

Santa Claus

a fat old bastard that slips through your chimney, eats all your cookies, and gives you coal in return.
and yes, he is real, but he was just arrested for breaking and entering in the 80s

Santa Claus is coming

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 31, 2024

Ozempic Santa Claus

When a billionaire spends too long in the K-hole

Wow, when that rocket guy finally made it back, he looked like an Ozempic Santa Claus

by NotHalfBad333 December 27, 2024

Santa Claus

When a man unloads on a woman’s chin and gives her a white beard, making her look like Santa Claus

“I gave my husband a blowie last night and he gave me a Santa Claus”

by Crispybreakfastfood December 10, 2025

seany claus

The Irish / Gaelic name for Santa Clause

Every year we celebrate christmas. Our Irish name for Santa claus is Seany Claus

by The reluctant runner December 17, 2025

Black Santa Claus

santa but woke

Black Santa Claussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024

Santa Claus

An elderly and obese guy that delivers billions of presents to people around the world. How does he get the presents? Why, he forces millions of elves in green costumes with way too large hats to make the presents.

Person 1: do you know santa claus?
Person 2: who doesn’t?

by idkwhatnametoputhere August 4, 2024