prostate cancer

a horrible disease that kills many wonderful people. <3

Person A-you were diagnosed with prostate cancer?
Person B- yep
Person A-I'm so sorry

by ominominai February 10, 2010

Cancer

- Any of various malignant neoplasms characterized by the proliferation of anaplastic cells that tend to invade surrounding tissue and metastasize to new body sites.

- The pathological condition characterized by such growths.
A pernicious, spreading evil.

- A term often used as an insult when referring to someone who is a pathelogical source of trouble and discord within a group. Sadly, this word is usually used as an insult when the moron looking to talk trash about another person, and just can't come up with anything more original. See skippy mcnipplehead, hag, clannie, chickenshit, and the queen.

Use one and two: "How sad, did you hear about George? He was diagnosed with cancer."

Use three: "I'm taking measures to make sure that this crap doesn't happen anymore. I usually try to stay out of it, but I've hit my limit. Now it's my turn. Remove the cancer...then and only then can the healing begin. We'll be ok."

To which a proper response would be...

"Hell, If we're "CANCER", then ya'll are "AIDS", because at least we only destroy ourselves... you people destroy each other."

by The Cancer Coven November 22, 2004

chancer

British slang for a scheming opportunist. Usually, it means someone who acts "kind" and takes advantage of a situation and manipulates said individual(s), without their consent. And later exploits it for their own gain.

The American term is: opportunist or swooper

The Polish female immigrant chancer married the rich English noble in hoping that she would later rake in billions of his pounds. Then divorced him and took at least half of his money.

See: gold-digger

by Sturmgewehr Poltergeist June 23, 2016

canceriffic

Positive superlative form of cancerous. Formed from the combination of the words cancerous and terrific. This adjective is used to describe objects or events that are entertaining, yet potentially cancer inducing.

These glow-in-the-dark curtains are canceriffic.

I spend an hour in the presence of canceriffic go-kart fumes.

by Flocons De Mais April 18, 2005

Cancer

The 4th astrological sign of the zodiac. The sun is in this sign from June 21st to July 22nd. Cancer's element is Water and quality is Cardinal. The moon is it's ruler, governing the feeling nature of an individual such as emotional makeup, and unconscious habits. They have maternal instincts and are very receptive. The power of the moon is usually hidden until an eclipse where we are reminded that it is no less influential than the sun. It can be hard for Cancer to let go of the past, they are moody people but are loving and imaginative. They are considered to be compatible with signs of the same element (Scorpio, Pisces, and Cancer itself). Their main body part is the breast and the polar opposite of Cancer is Capricorn.

Cancer is the mother of the signs... tits or GTFO

by bromodragonfly August 5, 2010

Cancer Sticks

Referring to cigarettes. Primarily used by politically correct smokers who are aware of the drugs potential threats to the body, but enjoy the act of smoking enough to take the risk.

Man I need to smoke some more cancer sticks before we hit up this movie.

by leonittttuss79 October 21, 2010

skin cancer

n.

what white people (generally women) subject themselves to every time they migrate in large flocks to tanning beds and such

Usually surfaces as a irregular, disgusting moles

*Overly tanned, burnt white woman walks up to a black woman*

White woman: Look, I'm darker than you!

Black woman: True, but at least my color doesn't go away and I won't die of skin cancer, bitch...

by ~Ebony~ December 15, 2008