Chud

The antithesis of a garloid. Someone who just doesn't understand the wonders of the world. After taking a hit of the garloid they may understand. Can also be used as a substitute for fuck.

"What the chud?"
"Get a load of this chud"
"You're being a real chud"

by DragonTail624 March 11, 2023

Chud

When shit matter comes in contact with the skin

"Hey babe, why won't you finger my butt?" "Because Seth, I don't want chud finger."

by Aliens218 February 21, 2023

Chud

A cross between a chode and a chump

Tosin: ah man I just had this patient that was such a chud

by Dr. John the devil of New York October 22, 2023

Chud

If pee is #1 and poop is #2, #3 is chud. Watery excrement. Sometimes accompanied by a fart.

Your chud smells so bad, dude!

by ChickenMilk101 November 2, 2023

Alpha Chud

The term Alpha Chud is used to describe a self proclaimed "alpha" male who obviously and obsessively works to gain other perceived "alpha" mens' attention or acceptance. Typically, an alpha chud talks about the evils of "woke" culture, and often complain about female or minority leads in media. Many celebrities who speak out against "wokeness" have a large alpha chud following that will defend them online in hopes that the "alpha" in question celebrity will notice them. A herd of alpha chuds is often referred to as a "circle jerk".

I made an offhanded post about Elon Musk and woke up to a hundred alpha chuds defending him in the comments.

Steve went full alpha chud after watching the new Marvel trailer and won't stop ranting about the m-SHE-u.

by Temporary Pseudonym November 17, 2023

Chud

A term that mocks the alt-right, its name is based off of the 1984 American science fiction horror film, C.H.U.D. The term "chud" sees extensive use on the online imageboard soyjak.party

"this is a TND aryan gem"
"you fucking chud go outside"

by Thecoolesttoucanever January 11, 2024

chud

chewing gum

Eurgh, someone stuck their chud underneath the desk

by m56 January 17, 2024