There’s no winning on christmas

A phrase said by Roman, a character that is the embodiment of creativity in the YouTube series Sanders Sides, it is used to express woe and sadness. It was first used in the sanders sides video “12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS” and is typically a joke among fans of the series

Person one: my grandmother just ate all my crofters jam™️

Person two: well you know what they say, there’s no winning on Christmas

by nomyweaknerdarms June 7, 2021

Christmas Bomb

When someone wraps anothers present in an obscene amount of layers of wrapping paper or other wrapping material, and forms a ball like shape.

Guy 1: Woah man this wrapping never ends!
Guy 2: You've been Christmas Bombed.

by Jay-Tee069 December 8, 2009

goth christmas

The clearance sales at Halloween stores after November 1.

"Where did you get those skull earrings?"
"Goth Christmas."

by anonymous October 3, 2020

christmas smile

A big smile that shows you're satisfied, excited, or just really happy. Named for that big smile on your face when you're opening up your presents on Christmas morning and you actually get (or think you're getting) what you really wanted.

Person 1: What's with the Christmas smile? Did you just get some?
Person 2: ;) wouldn't you like to know?

by twilight shimmer March 28, 2007

Christmas Abyss

The conspicuous absence and lack of communication from all your friends who celebrate the Christmas holiday (both secular and religious) due to family commitments and/or over-consumption of alcohol on Christmas Eve. The Abyss can normally be observed on December 25th.

A: Man, where is everyone? I can't get a hold of anyone today.
B: They must have fallen into the Christmas Abyss.

by benderbot December 31, 2006

Critter Christmas

How Satinist woodland-critters celebrate Christmas, but they also try to attempt to give birth to the Anti-christ.

Only a mountain lion can stop a Critter Christmas.

by Roujine The Hedgehog December 31, 2004

Christmas Whore

someone who is normal through the year but around Christmas time wants to do it like crazy. Under Christmas lights, Christmas trees, while watching Christmas movies, listening to Christmas music, in a bed of poinsettias, ect.

Person 1: Is it just me or do those christmas lights look really sexy hot.
Person 2: Oh my word Sarah, you are such a Christmas Whore!

by SJB88 December 17, 2008