A phrase said by Roman, a character that is the embodiment of creativity in the YouTube series Sanders Sides, it is used to express woe and sadness. It was first used in the sanders sides video “12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS” and is typically a joke among fans of the series
Person one: my grandmother just ate all my crofters jam™️
Person two: well you know what they say, there’s no winning on Christmas
Person two: well you know what they say, there’s no winning on Christmas
by nomyweaknerdarms June 7, 2021
Get the There’s no winning on christmasmug. A shit that takes one to two wipes max to become cleaner than a whistle after dropping a deuce. Takes one to two wipes, absolute tops. An ultimate Christmas shit, however, is when you wipe once and come to realize that the first wipe wasn't even necessary in the first place. The opposite of a halloween shit.
George: Yo mikey, you left like two minutes ago, I thought you said you had to take a shit.
Mike: I did bro, it was a Christmas shit!
George: That's crazy bro, I never get those. You're mad lucky.
Mike: Right? Santa's gonna be good to me this year, I just know it!
Mike: I did bro, it was a Christmas shit!
George: That's crazy bro, I never get those. You're mad lucky.
Mike: Right? Santa's gonna be good to me this year, I just know it!
by JoeMama1247 March 15, 2022
Get the Christmas Shitmug. When someone wraps anothers present in an obscene amount of layers of wrapping paper or other wrapping material, and forms a ball like shape.
by Jay-Tee069 December 8, 2009
Get the Christmas Bombmug. A big smile that shows you're satisfied, excited, or just really happy. Named for that big smile on your face when you're opening up your presents on Christmas morning and you actually get (or think you're getting) what you really wanted.
Person 1: What's with the Christmas smile? Did you just get some?
Person 2: ;) wouldn't you like to know?
Person 2: ;) wouldn't you like to know?
by twilight shimmer March 28, 2007
Get the christmas smilemug. The conspicuous absence and lack of communication from all your friends who celebrate the Christmas holiday (both secular and religious) due to family commitments and/or over-consumption of alcohol on Christmas Eve. The Abyss can normally be observed on December 25th.
A: Man, where is everyone? I can't get a hold of anyone today.
B: They must have fallen into the Christmas Abyss.
B: They must have fallen into the Christmas Abyss.
by benderbot December 31, 2006
Get the Christmas Abyssmug. How Satinist woodland-critters celebrate Christmas, but they also try to attempt to give birth to the Anti-christ.
by Roujine The Hedgehog December 31, 2004
Get the Critter Christmasmug. someone who is normal through the year but around Christmas time wants to do it like crazy. Under Christmas lights, Christmas trees, while watching Christmas movies, listening to Christmas music, in a bed of poinsettias, ect.
Person 1: Is it just me or do those christmas lights look really sexy hot.
Person 2: Oh my word Sarah, you are such a Christmas Whore!
Person 2: Oh my word Sarah, you are such a Christmas Whore!
by SJB88 December 17, 2008
Get the Christmas Whoremug.