Mr. Chesney is an adult-contemporary singer disguised as a country singer... a fact that most people miss because 1) he wears a cowboy hat (to hide his bald head) and 2) Nashville sucks. Oh, and for all you clueless girls who find him hot, truth be told he really looks like a middle-aged turtle on steriods.
Screw Chesney, buy Dwight Yoakam's new CD "Blame the Vain" when it comes out on June 14th. LONG LIVE YOAKAM!
by me April 25, 2005
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Mr. Chesney is known for his hard work and for releasing one forgettable song after another with his careful, monotone delivery. His vocal style is known for being devoid of passion or emotion. But he is most known in more recent years for his signature "lick" of dropping the last word of a lyrical line to "talk" it.
Many attempts to explain his success have come up short. But one reviewer came close by simply citing "The Emporer's New Clothes."
Mr. Chesney is known for his hard work and for releasing one forgettable song after another with his careful, monotone delivery. His vocal style is known for being devoid of passion or emotion. But he is most known in more recent years for his signature "lick" of dropping the last word of a lyrical line to "talk" it.
Many attempts to explain his success have come up short. But one reviewer came close by simply citing "The Emporer's New Clothes."
Kenny Chesney shows his lack of talent in the song "Another Beer In Mexico" or 80% of his other recordings.
by ThePointe March 17, 2008
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Kenny Chesney: What's wrong hun?
Peyton: WAAAAAAH! That mean bully Tracy Porter ruined my game, and my line sucks waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Kenny: There there Peyton, I still love you.
Peyton: Sniff, can we still have butt sex?
Kenny: Sure
(Little does Peyton know, Kenny is cheating on him with the neighbors gerbil)
Kenny Chesney: What's wrong hun?
Peyton: WAAAAAAH! That mean bully Tracy Porter ruined my game, and my line sucks waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Kenny: There there Peyton, I still love you.
Peyton: Sniff, can we still have butt sex?
Kenny: Sure
(Little does Peyton know, Kenny is cheating on him with the neighbors gerbil)
by pacman jones32 February 21, 2010
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Get the chesney mug.A VERY HOTT AND SEXY COUNTRY SINGER and does NOT look like a turtle on steroids he sings great music and he is ver talented!!
by Cassie Chesney September 15, 2005
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The levels of intoxication must be extraordinary and the intelligence must be low. Only the act of the "chaney" can be determined post hangover by observers, the Chaney has no idea he or she has committed the chaney or chaneyed it.
The levels of intoxication must be extraordinary and the intelligence must be low. Only the act of the "chaney" can be determined post hangover by observers, the Chaney has no idea he or she has committed the chaney or chaneyed it.
John: I had a great time last night, what happened?
Jim: The night was amazing! You had a for sure deal, Chaneyed it, and ended up with your dick in your hand!
Jim: The night was amazing! You had a for sure deal, Chaneyed it, and ended up with your dick in your hand!
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