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calling in black

"Calling in Black" was a Freudian slip by a white male medical office worker, summarizing a phone call from

La'Shondra, who was calling in from Compton with a litany of symptoms (nausea, diarrhea. dizziness...) none of which has any visible signs. He hung up the phone, and announced to the mostly black staff, "LaShondra just called in Black" "Sick, Sick" He said immediately. "She called in Sick" Too late to un-ring the bell, he was spared a trip to HR, because the staff loved the phrase, and co-opted it into the office lexicon, and spread to other offices.
"Jamisa is calling in black on Monday, and making it a 3-day weekend."
by La'Shondra June 13, 2018
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follicly challenged

Follicly challenged is merely the etymologically correct spelling of follically challenged, which is a euphemistic term for bald men. The use of the word serves to lampoon the perceived overabundance of "politically correct" synonyms for various minority groups, which first emerged and spread in the mid to late '90s.
My father is severely follicly challenged, but he's learned to cope without resorting to a toupee or a combover.
by glutagut January 13, 2008
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Chilling

Him: "dude, what ya doin'?"
Me: "Chilling."
Him: "Aren't you bored?"
Me: "No, I'm chilling"
by dudewholookslikebatman August 30, 2013
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callin' Earl

Becky had a little too much to drink tonight. She's in the back callin' Earl.
by G*Unit June 26, 2006
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chillin' tough

When you are relaxing to the point that no person or reason can possibly compel you to relocate or do anything. Not to the point of a coma-like chill state, but more a presence of mind defying anyone to stop this chill session.
Laying by the pool with some drinks....chillin' tough.
In a recliner watching TV...chillin' tough.
by Bacne June 29, 2010
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Calling in drunk

a. A valid excuse for calling out of work when you've partied too hard the night before.

b. Evading responsibility via alcohol, i.e. court, child care, blind dates, birthdays
We partied until 5am and I passed out on a homeless man... definitely calling in drunk today.
by Hudson Riley August 30, 2013
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chilling and killing

Cian: what are you doing?
Vicky: chilling and killing

Cian: ye cool
by Povopont January 18, 2016
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