caffeineivore

n. any person whose diet consist solely of coffee

Holy shit Jim hasn't slept in weeks! He is either addicted to speed or is a caffeineivore!

by rocketmantra! March 24, 2010

caffeinhated

To be disliked by others because of your caffeine intake

"The lazy people at work don't like me because I'm hyper and get a lot done. I'm so caffeinhated."

"When I'm drinking coffee at work the Mormons won't talk to me. I might be caffeinhated."

by Linosova May 13, 2010

caffinated

To have too much caffeine in your system to a point where you can no longer have proper train of thought.

Jim : "I guesstimated that!"
Karl : "what's guesstimation dude?"
Jim : "It's like guessing and estimating.......I don't know im really caffinated right now!"
Karl : "Take 5 Jim!"

by Kait no eights July 7, 2011

Caffeineing

To fein for have a strong urge for caffeine

Debra: Lets stop by starbucks coffee I am Caffeineing so hard

Lisa: But you just had coffee

Debra: Did I ask you? No now shutup and let me get my dose

by JTATslave1914 October 22, 2011

Caffeinoisseur

An expert in everything caffeinated. Coffee, tea, soda pop, etc. (See coffeenoisseur).

A caffeinoisseur will be able to taste the difference between green tea from decaf tea..

by fredskiskiski June 19, 2017

Caffeiner

A person who drinks a lot of coffee, probably is addicted to caffeine and hates decaf.

"What? That's your 5th cup.

You are a caffeiner, aren't you?"

by seiju December 25, 2017

Caffetine

caffetine

Drinking a coffee and smoking a fag at the same time

Person 1: what are you doing?

Person 2: getting my caffetine

by K_j_01 April 10, 2018