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Celebritard

A person whose only claim to fame is being a complete and total asshole.
Paris Hilton is a perfect example of a celebritard.
by Jason Spencer January 22, 2007
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CelebJihad.com

A fake Celebrity Gossip website run by self-proclaimed "terrorist" that have fake users to promote the site and convince idiots everything is real. Their main targets are female celebrities (including teens), trying to portray them as sluts (you could call it a fake porn site for 45+ year old pervs who enjoy seeing that) also using ALOT of photoshop and or video editing to fuel their pedophile ways of themselves and their viewers. The runners of the site are said to have psychotic and sick tendencies, and are probably not even muslim, judgeing by there tendencies to ridicule that religion and culture.
CelebJihad.com? Wow thats a photoshop fail, dont they realize shes white? not black?
by JustThisChick October 30, 2011
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Celecia

A old spanish family name believed to be derived from pirates at the Rock of Gibralter, that often pillaged thy booty of european travelers going in and out of the Mediterranean. Today the reputable family name is known for their prestigous roles in the television world. Apart from that Celecia'a are extremely talented at many things such as sports, cooking, videogames, sex and beer drinking. To ever come in contact to and possibly meet one of these amazing individuals would be a once in a lifetime experience and should be cherised for the rest of your life.
"Keeping up with the Celecia's"
"Those Celecia boys are tits"
"I would love to have a Celecia production, I am tired of these crappy shoots"
"I love his Celecian pound snake"
by Kouga Master February 4, 2010
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celenemy

A celebrity who you've never met, but you have incredible hatred for, to the point you consider them an enemy, whether it's because they've wronged you personally or because you can't stand them as a person, and every time you turn the TV on you see their stupid face grinning back at you.
Wil Wheaton was Sheldon's celenemy on The Big Bang Theory.
by thisisScoMan May 14, 2010
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celebriton

a famous British person, a British celebrity (from "celebrity" + "briton")
Frank: I saw Hugh Grant yesterday in Central Park.
Jen: This celebriton? No kidding!
by KurtSteinerPL August 20, 2011
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Celebi

Celebi is a green fairy-like creature. It has round toeless feet, three-fingered hands, and clear wings on its back. It has a round head that comes to a curved point. It has large baby-blue eyes with thick black rings around them, and a pair of green antennae with blue tips.
Often found in forests, Celebi is a Mythical Pokémon, known in legend as the "Voice of the Forest." It is able to travel through time and exist simultaneously throughout time, and plant life flourishes wherever it has been. As seen in the anime, it is able to bring deceased Celebi back to life and restore plants to perfect health. It was shown in Pokémon Colosseum that Celebi has the power to instantly cause the Purification of any Shadow Pokémon and can be summoned at Relic Forest with the melody of a Time Flute.
Celebi is a Grass Mythical Pokemon, not a legendary Pokemon.
by LuminoPhoenix December 18, 2016
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Celebratory Wank

When you feel pleased with yourself and you are alone, celebrate by having a wank. Ropes of semen will flow from your twitching cock.
After a Celebratory Wank you may experience feelings of guilt.
by dead fantasist November 26, 2006
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