cattoo

A method of tattooing where ink is applied to the claws of a cat, which is then dropped on the face of the sleeping victim.

Can be done by a kitten, but significantly less effective.

Peter was viciously cattooed in retaliation to his refusal of the ceremonial tater-tot.

by cats can type July 24, 2011

crazy castro

An alcoholic drink, similar to the Cuba Libre, but with Coconut rum, making it a twist on that, hence a Crazy Castro. Invented by Dave Klassen.

"Bruce Lee just fuckin' loved crazy castros"

by Dave786578 July 2, 2006

Lauren Castro

Lesbian Softball Player.
who shows anger through the stomp of a horse.
Also dates faggots.. usually named Ethan.

-You see that lesbian girl over there? Shes a Lauren Castro.
-Oh... She must be dating a faggot then!

-YEAH! His name is Ethan.
-Predictable.

by Kipper dog December 29, 2011

fidel castro

the guy i claim to love at the top of my lungs everytime one of these gwalla gwallas tries to get fly with me here in miami, may he live forever just to piss off the trash he dumped on miami

"long live fidel castro"(most cubans will hear that and turn more colors than a bag of skittles,the older ones may go into cardiac arrest)

by castrosbestfriend October 6, 2008

sneaky castrol

when a chick gives u an blowjob and u make her sneakily knee her in the stomach causing a river of cum to cum out of her nose

yo sara gave brandon and mike a sneaky castrol last night

by branmuffin January 6, 2007

Sneaky Castro

A very erotic act where the male fills up a room with water (yes, an entire room filled to about the ceiling with water) and rides in on a canoe and then proceeds to have sex with the woman.

"So last Saturday, after a long night out, I gave my girlfriend a Sneaky Castro. Man, was that wet and messy."

by azigee April 16, 2006

extra extra extra sneaky castro

An extra extra extra sneaky Castro is where you tell you girlfriend you will be performing a “sneaky Castro” but instead you shove 3 Cuban short range smoking missiles into her oriface.

“Last night I had a Extra Extra Extra sneaky Castro with my man”.

by Best_of_defining May 27, 2018