Cat

An adorable animal who is very furry. Ha! Cats don't measure up to dogs, dogs are loyal, whereas cats are not.

The cat climbed up the fence

by DammQueen June 7, 2017

Cat

clean version for pussy

"I seen katy's cat last night"

by DickFuckery August 27, 2016

Cat

Independent little killing machines that choose to share their life with us.

If the cat is nervous, squish that cat!
If the cat does not want to stay still, squish that cat!
If the cat is hungry, squish that cat!
If there is anything wrong with your cat, squish that cat!

by catboi420 December 4, 2018

Cat

Mean little pieces of shits. If you were getting shot your cat would do fixing nothing. All they do is sit around and be lazy fucks. Sometimes scratches you and furniture.

My cat shit near her litter box instead of in the litter box

by High g8 guy March 18, 2019

Cat

The most majestic thing possible

That girl is such a cat

by mintycat December 6, 2016

Cat

A fluffy demon that sometimes is let’s you hold and pet it but if you do for too long you will not survive. Overall very cute.

A cat is fluffy.

by Anderfish killer May 30, 2023

Cat

A demon risen from the depths of hell, clawing away at anything in it's path. Don't let it deceive you.

"Oh god. The cats. They've come for me."

by goodluckwiththat April 11, 2017