Skip to main content

Asparagus Camera

A cursed object, believed to be one ne of the seven deathly idols one must obtain to inherit the power to rule the world.

Several attempts were made, yet only one has succeeded to this very day.

It is made by draining the pulp of freshly grown asparagus' and freezing it into a mold that represents the shape of a camera. The asparagus juice is than frozen until solid and taken out of the mold.

There was a video circling the internet of a bloke, trying to create such an object.

Myth says such camera shall never melt even in the scorching heat but it is yet to be proven by the Mythbusters.
A: Ayo where is Eric, I haven't seen him for days!
B: Ssh, I've heard he is trying to create the Asparagus Camera.
by RustyChain444 August 13, 2022
mugGet the Asparagus Camera mug.

Invisible Cameraman

The Invisible Cameraman is a character appearing in almost EVERY prank video on Tiktok or youtube shorts. Nobody notices this cameraman, since he is "invisible'.

Obviously, the prank is fake if there is an invisible cameraman. Unless somehow not.
Person 1: hey, check out this cool prank on tiktok!
Person 2: The Invisible Cameraman strikes again.
by HellInferno March 5, 2023
mugGet the Invisible Cameraman mug.
Related Words

off-camera mining

when a minecraft youtuber cheats themselves in items off camera and claims they were gotten legit
*intro noises*
Youtuber: So I did some off-camera mining...
Literally Everyone: no you didnt, cheater.
by fishgaming March 13, 2023
mugGet the off-camera mining mug.

lights, camera, karen

When someone wakes up acting like a complete bitch and acts like a karen as SOON as they wake the fuck up.
Their ulterior motive from BIRTH is to intimidate and terrorize innocent people.
She's a bitch everyday! lights, camera, karen!
by Boojaynahhhh June 17, 2023
mugGet the lights, camera, karen mug.

Castration

Castration- to castrate (verb). To remove the male genitalia. To chop off your dick. What happens when you get married.
"Tomorrow's my wedding day, and I'm gonna get some castration!"
by anti-pro-moe February 9, 2012
mugGet the Castration mug.

castration

the end result to most hindu mythology
"...and then as punishment, his left nut fell off."
by lucy May 8, 2005
mugGet the castration mug.

Digital Camera

an apparatus that uses either a CMOS or a CCD to take the place of the film. It makes photography easier and generally rock like San Francisco in a fucking earthquake!!!
Let's go buy a digital camera made by Canon!
by J. Michael Reiter December 11, 2004
mugGet the Digital Camera mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email