Shower Carrots

carrots that you eat in the shower because they taste yummier than your average carrots

"wow is that a carrot, I'm going to save that for my shower"
"wow, that shower carrot was yummier"
'I'm going to have my shower carrots now"

by heyoyoyoyo June 15, 2018

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Carrot Whore

The bitch that eats all the carrots

Stop being a carrot whore, Karen!

by TheOriginalCarrotWhore13 February 17, 2020

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Carrot Peeler

Someone who gives a blow job while knowing or not knowing that they're is using their teeth

The girl that I had a one night stand with was horrible at giving blow jobs; she was a carrot peeler

by Tonyozzie June 13, 2017

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Briny Carrot

A briny carrot is a penis that has been pulled out of an unwashed vagina.

Man 1: Bro my girlfriend just had sex with me and she hasn't showered in weeks!
Man 2 : Ew dude, now you have a briny carrot.

by flawedGhost June 3, 2021

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Noun- "A single, male individual who is sometimes available for dating, however appears to be much below the expected or anticipated average. Typically, is smaller, shorter, not as seemingly smart or attractive as their other male counterparts, this being classified as a ' scrawny carrot' amongst females who are seeking companionship.

"Damn Lisa....there are some SCRAWNY CARROTS up in here tonight! "

by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* May 3, 2020

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