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Carrot Whore

The bitch that eats all the carrots
Stop being a carrot whore, Karen!
by TheOriginalCarrotWhore13 February 17, 2020
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yard carrot

The act of painting your entire body orange from head to toe, dying your hair green, and laying completely naked in your neighbors lawn, remaining still until something or someone unwillingly moves you.
Yeah man, I got arrested for being a yard carrot in Geoff's yard yesterday...
by Rocker45673 August 2, 2021
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carrot fridge

Carrot fridge is a great new name to call your besties
Asho is my carrot fridge and always will be<3

__ Is my carrot fridge!
by 0obsessed_ July 1, 2021
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Scrawny carrot

Noun- "A single, male individual who is sometimes available for dating, however appears to be much below the expected or anticipated average. Typically, is smaller, shorter, not as seemingly smart or attractive as their other male counterparts, this being classified as a ' scrawny carrot' amongst females who are seeking companionship.
"Damn Lisa....there are some SCRAWNY CARROTS up in here tonight! "
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Briny Carrot

A briny carrot is a penis that has been pulled out of an unwashed vagina.
Man 1: Bro my girlfriend just had sex with me and she hasn't showered in weeks!
Man 2 : Ew dude, now you have a briny carrot.
by flawedGhost June 3, 2021
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eating carrots

A way of saying someone is sucking a dick, or giving a blowjob.
by swiffer January 19, 2006
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snapping the carrot

by Bonehead April 8, 2003
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