The girl that I had a one night stand with was horrible at giving blow jobs; she was a carrot peeler
by Tonyozzie June 13, 2017
Get the Carrot Peelermug. by carrothunter January 10, 2016
Get the carrot penismug. Sarah: Joe had a MASSIVE dick.
Susan: Don't be fooled Sarah, it's probably a magic carrot.
Sarah: Aww Shit.
Susan: Don't be fooled Sarah, it's probably a magic carrot.
Sarah: Aww Shit.
by biggie27080 June 8, 2016
Get the magic carrotmug. Noun- "A single, male individual who is sometimes available for dating, however appears to be much below the expected or anticipated average. Typically, is smaller, shorter, not as seemingly smart or attractive as their other male counterparts, this being classified as a ' scrawny carrot' amongst females who are seeking companionship.
by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* May 3, 2020
Get the Scrawny carrotmug. Man 1: Bro my girlfriend just had sex with me and she hasn't showered in weeks!
Man 2 : Ew dude, now you have a briny carrot.
Man 2 : Ew dude, now you have a briny carrot.
by flawedGhost June 3, 2021
Get the Briny Carrotmug. by swiffer January 19, 2006
Get the eating carrotsmug. by Bonehead April 8, 2003
Get the snapping the carrotmug.