Carrot swordsman

A green carrot that chucks sweaty swords at ninja giraffes

They are usually found in the dishwasher

Oh no there's a carrot swordsman cutting up our plates in the dishwasher 😱

by Men cat man June 17, 2019

carrot penis

A penis that belongs to gingers, or awkward blonde boys

Look, Joey has a carrot penis!

by carrothunter January 10, 2016

Carrot Peeler

Someone who gives a blow job while knowing or not knowing that they're is using their teeth

The girl that I had a one night stand with was horrible at giving blow jobs; she was a carrot peeler

by Tonyozzie June 13, 2017

Scrawny carrot

Noun- "A single, male individual who is sometimes available for dating, however appears to be much below the expected or anticipated average. Typically, is smaller, shorter, not as seemingly smart or attractive as their other male counterparts, this being classified as a ' scrawny carrot' amongst females who are seeking companionship.

"Damn Lisa....there are some SCRAWNY CARROTS up in here tonight! "

by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* May 3, 2020

Briny Carrot

A briny carrot is a penis that has been pulled out of an unwashed vagina.

Man 1: Bro my girlfriend just had sex with me and she hasn't showered in weeks!
Man 2 : Ew dude, now you have a briny carrot.

by flawedGhost June 3, 2021

eating carrots

A way of saying someone is sucking a dick, or giving a blowjob.

i bet that girl likes eating carrots

by swiffer January 19, 2006

snapping the carrot

Jerking off, dumb ass

joey's snapping the carrot again

by Bonehead April 8, 2003