Carrot Whore

The bitch that eats all the carrots

Stop being a carrot whore, Karen!

by TheOriginalCarrotWhore13 February 17, 2020

carrot penis

A penis that belongs to gingers, or awkward blonde boys

Look, Joey has a carrot penis!

by carrothunter January 10, 2016

magic carrot

Used during blind sex. The male will attach a carrot on the end of his penis for enhanced length.

Sarah: Joe had a MASSIVE dick.
Susan: Don't be fooled Sarah, it's probably a magic carrot.
Sarah: Aww Shit.

by biggie27080 June 8, 2016

Scrawny carrot

Noun- "A single, male individual who is sometimes available for dating, however appears to be much below the expected or anticipated average. Typically, is smaller, shorter, not as seemingly smart or attractive as their other male counterparts, this being classified as a ' scrawny carrot' amongst females who are seeking companionship.

"Damn Lisa....there are some SCRAWNY CARROTS up in here tonight! "

by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* May 3, 2020

Briny Carrot

A briny carrot is a penis that has been pulled out of an unwashed vagina.

Man 1: Bro my girlfriend just had sex with me and she hasn't showered in weeks!
Man 2 : Ew dude, now you have a briny carrot.

by flawedGhost June 3, 2021

eating carrots

A way of saying someone is sucking a dick, or giving a blowjob.

i bet that girl likes eating carrots

by swiffer January 19, 2006

snapping the carrot

Jerking off, dumb ass

joey's snapping the carrot again

by Bonehead April 8, 2003