underwater log cabin

A pile of shit in the toilet

I've got to go to the bathroom to build an underwater log cabin

by Frank Grapes July 23, 2003

Coming Out Of The Cabinet

When a midget admits that he/she is gay, as opposed to coming out of the closet.

Midget Joe: Hey, everybody. I'm a homosexual!!!
Tom: Dude, Midget Joe is totally coming out of the cabinet!

by gudghuge420 November 22, 2010

Carbon Monoxfart

a foul smelling fart that seems very deadly.

Chris almost killed Amber with his very deadly carbon monoxfart. =

by loserxxfacexx July 11, 2007

carbon

(noun) the crystalline form of the element carbon, coveted by playas, pimps and hos; diamonds; ice; bling.

"When you buy ya' hydrocarbons, hide yo' carbons." -King George

by King George and Haha Yeeyuh May 3, 2006

Cabin Bieber

A type of histeria brought on by listening to too much Justin Bieber.

Person A: "I'm getting Cabin Bieber...we've been listening to him for the past 8 hours."
Person B: "There's only one cure for that...WAKA FLACKA FLAME!"

by Swiss Beets March 23, 2011

cardinal rule

In regards to friendship, the cardinal rule is never dating your friend's ex-boyfriend. When a close friend and their hunny break up, being a friend means you dont try to date, mack, get with, or hook up with the ex. Breaking this rule defiles friendship and ruins bonds and all friendly love with the rule breaker in the circle of friends.

After Max broke up with Sid, Alexis, a 'friend' of Sid, broke the cardinal rule and started dating Max less than a week after the break up. Sid and Alexis' friendship was ruined and Sid soon learned that no one gave two squirts of piss about her emotions, regardless or what was said.

by Sidoese February 5, 2009

Cabrini College

A small Catholic university on the West Side of Radnor Township. The school is dominated by a group of trolls. The Lacrosse team is the supreme force on campus, and they are world famous for their bangers. The college is highlighted by its athletic building "The Dixon Center". The Dixon Center has an olympic sized swimming pool where champions train. The guys at Cabrini College are all very catholic and usually stray away from girls. The girls are very easy by anyones standards. Uggs are popular among the female population. Marijuana is a popular remedy among the students to combat the migraine headaches that the heavy workload that classes give students. John Cusack applied to Cabrini in 1978.

Bro 1: Does that girl go to Cabrini?
Bro 2: No I didn't bang her yet.

Person 1: Have you ever heard of Cabrini College?
Person 2: Yea, their Lacrosse team owns!

by Malakai22 January 28, 2010