cankernoodle

Stupid asshole

Wow Cody is a stupid cankernoodle

by Nmaster101 February 18, 2018

Chanked the Fuck Out

1. When an person of Asian dissent smokes enough marijuana to completely close his eyes.

2. What you call an Asian who is stoned out since he is naturally chinked out.

That Asian sure got chanked the fuck out after he smoked that blunt!

by Lilgreenmonster September 6, 2018

canned banana

It wasn't defined yet so.
But i did make some. wink wonk.

Someone :"Yoooo, these canned bananas taste like ass."
Me: "Well damn, fuck you too. I tried. Hoe."

by YourMomOk? September 4, 2019

Canned goods

a virgin

He saw her wearing a white dress, so he figured she was 'canned goods.'

by EssoSeeKS May 6, 2020

Caked It

(New Zealand slang) When someone messes something up monumentally and stupendously, often with hilarious or unexpected consequences.

Person 1: Did you hear that Dave crashed his car into a power pole?
Person 2: Yep, he absolutely caked it
Person 1: I heard he puked all over the dash afterwards

by BigBoiiLeem September 8, 2020

Caked in pre

When you have a large amount of pre-cum it resembles icing on a cake.

Mate I was caked in pre last night when that girl was grinding on me.

by Tom Hathers February 1, 2021

conked it

the art of blacking out or any form of passing out under the influence. Can also be used as a way to describe falling into a deep dark slumber.

'fuck I conked it'
'shit bro you shoulda seen Linda on the weekend, she conked it'
'ripped a fat cone and conked it mums life'

by Grace the sk August 1, 2021