That carpet jockey was audacious; it was the most vigorous display of stag film carpet jockeying I've ever seen.
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Noun.
One who satisfies their lady orally with a snorkel. Commonly performed by people with breathing problems such as emphysema, or by people who just want want to get down and dirty while servicing their woman.
One who satisfies their lady orally with a snorkel. Commonly performed by people with breathing problems such as emphysema, or by people who just want want to get down and dirty while servicing their woman.
Man: I went at her vagina with my 3ft snorkel and she was going crazy!
Man 2: That is quite impressive, you must be one hell of a "carpet snorkeler!"
Man 2: That is quite impressive, you must be one hell of a "carpet snorkeler!"
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Couldnt wait to get in her pants, then I almost wet mine when I seen her panda carpet...that shit was scary!
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Get the Panda Carpet mug.1. The act of crawling around on the floor looking for small pieces of crack cocain that may have fallen in the carpet. This is a very common occurrence after crack heads and crack whores run out of drugs and money.
2. The act of searching for LSD after you have spilled it into the carpet.
2. The act of searching for LSD after you have spilled it into the carpet.
vachil was combing the carpet for 3 hours after running out of crack.
Ford spent the night combing the carpet after spilling a vile of microdot acid on the rug.
Ford spent the night combing the carpet after spilling a vile of microdot acid on the rug.
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Get the Magic Carpet Ride mug.While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.
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