cushy job

A comfortable job for a delicate person that pays well too

The day I left college, I landed a cushy job at the government. Life couldn't be any easier.

by RuberHelios July 4, 2016

cushion sniff

One who sniffs farts or other odors from seat cushions.

(bill):I was at the car wash the other day, the dude that was detailing my car was sniffing my car seats.

(nate): That's ok he got a little cushion sniff must like farts.

by lil b. September 24, 2009

cushion arse

An emormous arse generally sicking out a lot and provides a soft surface to sit on rather like a cushion.

mannnn that girl has a cushion arse

by elizabeth April 18, 2005

cushion-squishin

Cushion-squishin is the act of filling a latex glove with pudding (flavor of your choice) and then wedging it between two couch cushions and fucking it for all it's worth.

Honey pick up more pudding on the way home cause I used the rest cushion-squishin last night.

by Docktastic December 10, 2010

Cushner

potential winner of the Speshul Kupp. Depending if he's on Matt's team.

Doug Cushner

by bigdik9000 June 27, 2011

cushiony

Something very soft and plumpy?

Demi M's butt is so cushiony!!

by Demo Mondaca. July 23, 2011

cushion blow

To flatulate while sitting down and conceal the sound and smell into which you are seated. Typically a sofa, or seat in the car. Preferably a soft cushion.

Larry cushion blowed on the couch. We're going to need to have that fumigated.

by Mr Trip1et July 11, 2014