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Communism doesn't work. If you want proof, look at every nation that adopted it. The only two nations (North Korea and Cuba) that won't let americans enter are communist. Also killed lots of people back in the day.
"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff" - Frank Zappa
by Caius Justinas September 3, 2005
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Satanic Communism

A movement and an ideology.
Where as ordinary communist are athest satanic communist believe in and worship Satan as there god and are opposed to all other religions. They also believe in the communist form of government and economy.
They seek to overthrow all the govenments in the world and enstate the worship of Satan and the communist form of government and economy.
They also also seek to annihilate all forms of fundamentalism and to make society very sexually prosiscus.
He's into Satanic Communism.
by Judge dredd7 September 4, 2011
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Communist

A communist can be religious. In fact, they usually are!

They believe that a society in which assets are state owned is practicle, and would actually work out and help the residents of a country.

Well, most of them believe that. Some believe that it's a way for them to gain power.

And really, that's all Communism is about. Power.

But communists will continue to go about trying to achieve something which would only be socially devistating. And they'll do whatever they can to try and achieve it, hurting anyone who comes in their way. See: End justifies the means.
Sean the communist was trying to convert a few people at his workplace to communism. One guy objected to the idea, and that guy was subsequently fired.
by I'm definitely not a communist January 15, 2010
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communism

(____x____) i fart on communism
by Kerry is dumb June 30, 2004
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Communism

A form of government that sounds fair (like sharing your leftover sandwich with some bum on the street) but often is just hijacked by a small group of elites who promise that the poor lazy types will get to take the property and wealth of the enterprising rich types. In the end history records them as jagoffs: Stalin, Castro, Kim Il Sung, Mao Tse Tug, Ho Chi Minh were all "Communists" that in real life were probably among the richest people on earth... now how could that possibly happen in a "Communist" country?
Communism makes people feel compassion for their fellow man but there has yet to be a TRUE Communist state even attempted. Though to be honest if I were in a TRUE Communist state I sure wouldn't work very hard, cause really, why should I? I'm owed stuff by my Communist government. Gimme!
by snausages333 October 22, 2006
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Communism

The hatred of food.

Joseph Stalin is the main creator of this fundamental aspect.

Also known as an entitlement complex where everything is believed to be a basic human right...

See Bernie Sanders for other stupid ideals
Smoke buddy 1: "Yo, wanna order up some dominoes?"
Communist Smoke Buddy: "Nah, I believe in Communism, I fucken hate food"

"If food is so good, why isn't there a food 2?" - Joseph Stalin
by DatMarkiplierFanboy January 11, 2020
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