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crystal light

Person 1: "Do you want a drink? I only have white people kool-aid"
Person 2: "I thought kool-aid was white people kool-aid"
Person 1: "Nope, Crystal light is white people kool-aid"
by B Chris August 31, 2006
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crystal meth

lucky few can escape them, others aren't so fortunate, immediately entranced by their sweet harmony. Instantly hooked by the ice sirens' song. They're melody so enchanting it drags you along and before you know it your a slave to them. Your family and your friends fight to save you, they cry and they plead, they beg, they're on their knees, screaming, and yelling, but its no use, they're too late, you can't hear them, you're caught in a hypnotizing state. There's nothing they can do other than wait, its all up to you, you'll determine your own fate.
crystal meth will be the death of us.
by vnsflvbfibvnfvmcl July 6, 2011
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I don´t have a crystal ball

Snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.
Headline: "I don´t have a crystal ball", President Obama said when asked about a five-year Afghanistan exit strategy.
by rperazag July 1, 2010
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Crystal

An amazingly cute, extremely nice, loveable girl who can always cheer you up no matter how sad or down you're feeling. An amazing friend who you'll never want to lose.
"Yo, Man, That chick is such a crystal."
by SotoSaki October 15, 2009
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crystal dick

When you can't get an erection from using crystal meth. Even when you are really horny, you can't get your dick hard.
GF- "honey what's taking so long get hard already."
BF - "I can't. You know I always get a crystal dick whenever we smoke meth."
by boiwithsmall September 21, 2013
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Crystal Palace

Horrible 13 dollar a gallon vodka that may cause blindness and /or psychosis. Prized by teenagers and college freshman alike.
I just drank a gallon of Grey Goose, and pissed out Crystal Palace. Some kid drank it, now he's blind. Sucker.
by SpikeDante May 22, 2007
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Crystal Lake

AKA Camp Blood.

The place where deformed and ofter tormented child Jason Voorhess supposedly drown but the body was never found.

He rose up and has brutaly murdered anyone who dares enter his yard.
Jason hacked them up at Crystal Lake.
by Adam December 3, 2004
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