A human like creature with no known gender. Can be found wearing a scrum cap, a small pony tail sticking out the top, and a shirt reading "free rHUGS"
by free rHUGS October 23, 2011
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Billy: Don't be a Yeetus Cleetus Cletus, tut tut tut
Cletus: What about my cousin?
Billy: Go for it my n*gga XD
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Cletus: What about my cousin?
Billy: Go for it my n*gga XD
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adj: of or pertaining to Cletus. Used to describe someone or something that has inbred, hick, hill-billy or small-town features.
Damn that boy got some cletal features, one of his eyes is below his nose.
Cletal relationship: one where the family tree looks more like a maze.
Cletal cuisine: possums, rattlesnakes, porcupines, skunks.
Cletal mixed grill: deep-fried-roadkill, possum calamari, marsupial salad.
Cletal community: often distinguished by prominence of fireworks superstores, brothel museums, abundance of manufactured homes, multiple RV's per person (fine examples include: Pahrump and Shoshone, CA).
Cletal vehicle: pickup truck.
Cletal relationship: one where the family tree looks more like a maze.
Cletal cuisine: possums, rattlesnakes, porcupines, skunks.
Cletal mixed grill: deep-fried-roadkill, possum calamari, marsupial salad.
Cletal community: often distinguished by prominence of fireworks superstores, brothel museums, abundance of manufactured homes, multiple RV's per person (fine examples include: Pahrump and Shoshone, CA).
Cletal vehicle: pickup truck.
by funkjunky October 20, 2007
Get the cletal mug.A person that, following the mass consumption of alcohol, turns into a compulsive thief. When sober, the clepto inebriato knows that stealing is wrong and would never do it. The thievery usually occurs soon after crossing the line between "wasted" and "blackout". Because of this, clepto inebriatos usually wake up to various possessions in their bed. These possessions typically include trophies, sunglasses, shot glasses, half full liquor bottles, and most commonly, shirts.
Once a clepto inebriato, always a clepto inebriato.
Once a clepto inebriato, always a clepto inebriato.
Samantha: Do you know anyone missing a bow tie or a fake fruit basket?
Kristy: No, why?
Samantha: Well, I guess I went all clepto inebriato again last night and took some stuff from that party. I just woke and I had all this random stuff on my dresser.
Kristy: No, why?
Samantha: Well, I guess I went all clepto inebriato again last night and took some stuff from that party. I just woke and I had all this random stuff on my dresser.
by Maniels November 1, 2011
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Hey dude, if you don't stop flirting with all the player's wives, folks are going to think you're a cleptogyniac.
by Time to Eat December 5, 2013
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Kelli: A busted can of biscuits? LOL. I'm legit about to be a Cleptolingual and use that phrase!!
Kelli: A busted can of biscuits? LOL. I'm legit about to be a Cleptolingual and use that phrase!!
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