cletal

adj: of or pertaining to Cletus. Used to describe someone or something that has inbred, hick, hill-billy or small-town features.

Damn that boy got some cletal features, one of his eyes is below his nose.

Cletal relationship: one where the family tree looks more like a maze.

Cletal cuisine: possums, rattlesnakes, porcupines, skunks.

Cletal mixed grill: deep-fried-roadkill, possum calamari, marsupial salad.

Cletal community: often distinguished by prominence of fireworks superstores, brothel museums, abundance of manufactured homes, multiple RV's per person (fine examples include: Pahrump and Shoshone, CA).

Cletal vehicle: pickup truck.

by funkjunky October 20, 2007

Cleftal Horizon

The crack that runs down the middle of your arse.

Where did he kiss you, the middle of your bottom? Well, just to the left of the cleftal horizon.

by Happy Flappy Gilmore July 25, 2010

chetali

Chetali is an amazing, outstanding and a fun loving person. Straight forwardness is the attire worn by her. Helping nature flows in her body instead of blood. She is the goddess food and desserts. Her features reminds me of baby unicorn. She is a true friend who guards her friends like their own assets!!

I would have died of hunger..chetali came to rescue! Love you chetali!!!

by Tantheta November 21, 2017

Clealed

C·LEALED! Cah-LEALED!
From the latin: Claudialealeritus (epic beauty)
1. to be suddenly and completely taken by surprise, romantically; 2. having a beautifully radiant light shed on what could at times be described as a cold and/or lonely existence 3. romantic serendipity

- I've never seen him so happy, he must be clealed.
- Yeah, so I just ran into her at the store then Wham!... I was totally clealed.

by Thesteve55 August 30, 2010

cleta

amazing mom , also beautiful woman with a great smile

cleta is an amazing woman with a great smile

by bocephus3006 December 14, 2011

Cleal

To simultaneously not be a glimpuck whilst also... sorry, can't tell you clealer.

Chad: "Honestly dude I think Tobias is clealing."
Aiden: "I agree, he's definitely a clealer."
Tobias: "WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO CLEAL?"

by nonglimpuck September 16, 2023

cleftal horizon

The transition area between gluteal cleft and buttock. An area that is not definitively crack or cheek.

A pubic louse in the in the butt-crack of murdered prostitute lying naked, face down, in the middle of the street at dusk would observe the sun to set over the cleftal horizon.

by ITMoss January 20, 2011