Catfish

Somebody who uses a fake profile, photos, and personality and pretend to be someone they're not, to fool people or a specific person over social media.

He used the profile of 14yo "Billy" to cover up the fact he was a 50yr old catfish.

by sherleec February 22, 2017

Catfish Moustache

#1. The invisible stink residue left over on the face after eating a girl out who was either absent the day they taught how to clean the vag area in 8th grade health class or just returned from a run before intercourse.

#2. Hairs left around the mouth after eating out a hairy ass (either guy or girl).

I need a shower bad to wash off the stank on my junk and the Catfish Moustache off my face. It smells like a dead pirates swass.

by SeaBreeze October 18, 2008

carfuble

Confusing and undefinable chaos or activity in a untimely manner.

There's too much carfuble going on in teh kitchen that I can't concentrate.

by Chris Baclayon September 2, 2004

Catgunt

The air and sound that is forced out of a cat's lungs due to being hit hard enough to knock the breath out of it.

Fluffy made a loud catgunt when she was knocked of the steps with a broom.

by ivycooperscooper June 17, 2009

Cafuladouche

A vehicle that is occupied by two or more douchebags.

Hey have you seen Sandy?

Yeah, she's over next to that cafuladouche.

by R. Frost October 7, 2010

catdusted

Getting cropdusted by your cat. This is when your cat farts and walks by your face.

I awoke to being kneaded and catdusted by Fluffy.

by Ae5Ea8 May 21, 2016

Catfish Dogfight

Using a fake emergency (usually involving and immediate family members illness), to abort a date once discovering you have been catfished.

Such as what happened to Michael Anderson, Crescent head 2017

Remember when we helped Michael catfish dogfight that complete lemon at crescent head

by Quasimodo21 February 25, 2017