When a dog drags itself across the floor so as to wipe its ass, usually with it's forelegs. May be due to a turd stuck in the butt or general discomfort.
My dog licked his butt so much, he had enough hair in his poop to have a turd hanging off when he came inside. I didn't see it untill he started "butthole surfing" across my new rug. I had to chase him outside and wash that rug. Damn dog.
by The Edgehead June 5, 2009
Get the butthole surfingmug. When you put Icy Hot on your butthole, and then wrap a belt around your waist and buttcheeks causing your cheeks to be clenched together while your ass burns.
I heard the new kid performed a Butthole Lynching on himself the other day. He has not been able to sit down since.
by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006
Get the Butthole Lynchingmug. A maple donut with bacon.
Kyle tried to make Wednesday morning meetings more fun by stopping by the donut shop on the way to work and grabbing a dozen Canadian Buttholes for the group.
by Remo Gold August 7, 2019
Get the Canadian Buttholemug. by Zodacus March 19, 2019
Get the Picante Buttholemug. A belly butthole is like a belly button only it goes deeper so that when you stick your finger in there and pull it back out it smells funny.
by mcdisease August 19, 2015
Get the belly buttholemug. The act of having the most violent shits. So violent that you literally feel that your diarrhea will propel you to 10,000 Ft above sea level.
by sasquatchordie June 17, 2013
Get the butthole turbulencemug. moist, salty, saucy, bleached, organic, sunbathed, smooth, hard, rubbery, wet, dry, erotic , all words to describe josh's butthole, you will never find anything more majestic on earth, or anywhere else. its like a giant horse penis, but its a butthole, and its josh's.
person 1:hey homes u seen josh's butthole lately.
person 2: nah man whats it like.
person 1: cra cra yo
person 2: nah man whats it like.
person 1: cra cra yo
by maaaaaaaaaaaan June 3, 2016
Get the josh's buttholemug.