When a dog drags itself across the floor so as to wipe its ass, usually with it's forelegs. May be due to a turd stuck in the butt or general discomfort.
My dog licked his butt so much, he had enough hair in his poop to have a turd hanging off when he came inside. I didn't see it untill he started "butthole surfing" across my new rug. I had to chase him outside and wash that rug. Damn dog.
by The Edgehead June 5, 2009
Get the butthole surfingmug. When you put Icy Hot on your butthole, and then wrap a belt around your waist and buttcheeks causing your cheeks to be clenched together while your ass burns.
I heard the new kid performed a Butthole Lynching on himself the other day. He has not been able to sit down since.
by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006
Get the Butthole Lynchingmug. by ABCDEFGHIJKLMFAOPQRSTUVWXYZ July 23, 2017
Get the chunky buttholemug. Guy on forum with too much time: *writes multi paragraph argument about videogame
Internet troll: "wanna know what a vagnina looks like?"
Third guy: "Dude his internet butthole must be gapping!"
Internet troll: "wanna know what a vagnina looks like?"
Third guy: "Dude his internet butthole must be gapping!"
by nihilist arbies October 28, 2018
Get the internet buttholemug. The act of getting hit in the anus, or butthole, usually while performing a bicycle, dirt bike, skateboard or other extreme sports activity that doesn't go as planned.
by Bradley227 October 3, 2017
Get the butthole whiplashmug. an in-betweenie belly button; the mixture of an outie (belly button) and an innie (belly hole); belly button + belly hole = belly butthole.
Person 1: “Do you have a belly button, belly hole, or a belly butthole?” Person 2: “Well, I have an in-betweenie... so, a belly butthole!”
by BellyEnthusiast69420 June 20, 2020
Get the Belly Buttholemug. Mitchell: did that hurt when I killed you eith my diamond sword?
Blake: Yea, it hurt like butthole street
Mitchell: but saathwik be like 👨 ❤️ 💋 👨🤣
Blake: Yea, it hurt like butthole street
Mitchell: but saathwik be like 👨 ❤️ 💋 👨🤣
by Whoisjoe?? September 9, 2019
Get the Butthole streetmug.