buttfuckitus

When you have the sudden erdge to fuck someone in the butt because of medical reasons.

Sir you have been diagnosed with buttfuckitus.

by Nutted in the neighbor February 17, 2019

buttfucking

punishment one receives after incompetence at work, usually performed by manager or senior member of staff

why the fuck did you do that! jesus h christ im gonna take you down that cellar and bend you over that 22 galloner and give you the buttfucking only piles in a puff's palace would stop!!

by TomUK May 16, 2006

buttfuck mcdougle

one who recieves it in the ass

let's go down to phils house and play with buttfuck mcdougle

by damien medeth September 9, 2003

buttfuddle

The fuddling of ones butt. A physical or handshake for your butthole.

That doctor completely buttfuddled me.

I was bored so I decided to buttfuddle the dog.

by HelpMeIveBeenFuddled September 24, 2013

accidental buttfuck

Accidental buttfuck means that you bent down innocently but accidentally in front of someone and their dick touches your butt.

Girl- "Oh I dropped my phone"
Boy- Walks forward while the girl picks up her phone. "Well she just got an accidental buttfuck"

I guess that's what it means. That might be completely false but whatevvs man.

by 420 LEM April 14, 2014

Buttfire

When someone gets flames coming off their butt due to:
1. Eating an extremely hot curry
2. Having un-lubed anal sex
3. Someone has put a flammable substance on your butt and your ass begins burning and blisters your butthole

"That curry was so hot, when i crapped it created a buttfire. My goddamn ring is blistered."

"Your such an idiot, why didn't you use lube?! Now your buttfire has melted the condom to my cock and your butthole."

"Haha, yeah we made a buttfire on Paul, it was cold last night."

by Cheesynerd January 21, 2009

butthurt

(v) - The act of whining when someone hurts someone else's feelings, usually by taking strides to be excessively vocal about it, mainly in public.

Oh you are so wrong, like, oh my gawd. What the eff is wrong with you? Were you like, born somewhere else or something? Seriously, like, who the fuck are you to come in here and be like that. Yeah. For Reals. Quit being butthurt and take a chill pill.

by Phaeton Brutalis September 16, 2010