butterfuck

to fuck somebody ugly in the ass with a stick of butter

dude im so drunk i'd butterfuck that fat dyke.

by rockin weasle June 8, 2007

Betterfication

The process of betterfying one's life

When he put some betterfication in his life, he began to love it

by Will.Bull November 21, 2011

baltimore butterfinger

When one takes a piece of shit and rolls it in sprinkles and nuts. Then one sticks one end in his/her mouth while another person puts the other end in their mouth. Then they both "Lady and the Tramp it" by eating both ends until their lips meet and they makeout.

Dude, I totally Baltimore Butterfingered my girlfriend last night.

by Patrick Hudson May 22, 2006

butterface

nice body, nasty face!

Man I'd like to screw that chick's body, but-her face, ie "butterface"

by kutulu March 28, 2003

Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)

The spectrum by which a girl's body is rated in comparison to her face, where butterface is an ugly face v a nice body and scuffin muffin is a nice face v an ugly body. A zero is optimal, denoting your body and face are roughly at the same attractiveness level.

Guy: "Ehh I'll give her a overall 7.5 on the hotness scale, but on the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS) she's moderately leaning towards Scuffin Muffin."

by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010

Butterfinger

The preferred food of hentai-wanking Santa Claus look-alikes who put on fake British accents and want everyone to think they're cool.

Andy: All hail Dictator-for-Life Santa!

Me: Fuck off and die.

Andy: I'd *rother* eat this Butterfinger while I watch this Sailor Moon tape I borrowed from the substitute!

Me: I really did not need to know that.

Andy: But it made me cool, right? Oh, I injured myself somehow!

by Anarchist October 22, 2003

butterface

She's got a good body, but her face!

"What a butterface"

by cubzfan7 May 9, 2009