butthole surfing

When a dog drags itself across the floor so as to wipe its ass, usually with it's forelegs. May be due to a turd stuck in the butt or general discomfort.

My dog licked his butt so much, he had enough hair in his poop to have a turd hanging off when he came inside. I didn't see it untill he started "butthole surfing" across my new rug. I had to chase him outside and wash that rug. Damn dog.

by The Edgehead June 5, 2009

Butthole Lynching

When you put Icy Hot on your butthole, and then wrap a belt around your waist and buttcheeks causing your cheeks to be clenched together while your ass burns.

I heard the new kid performed a Butthole Lynching on himself the other day. He has not been able to sit down since.

by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006

Belly Butthole

an in-betweenie belly button; the mixture of an outie (belly button) and an innie (belly hole); belly button + belly hole = belly butthole.

Person 1: “Do you have a belly button, belly hole, or a belly butthole?” Person 2: “Well, I have an in-betweenie... so, a belly butthole!”

by BellyEnthusiast69420 June 20, 2020

butthole turbulence

The act of having the most violent shits. So violent that you literally feel that your diarrhea will propel you to 10,000 Ft above sea level.

"I got arrested for flying in a restricted air space. That's how bad the butthole turbulence was."

by sasquatchordie June 17, 2013

internet butthole

The part of the body that is left gapping and sore after being virtually reckt.

Guy on forum with too much time: *writes multi paragraph argument about videogame

Internet troll: "wanna know what a vagnina looks like?"

Third guy: "Dude his internet butthole must be gapping!"

by nihilist arbies October 28, 2018

josh's butthole

moist, salty, saucy, bleached, organic, sunbathed, smooth, hard, rubbery, wet, dry, erotic , all words to describe josh's butthole, you will never find anything more majestic on earth, or anywhere else. its like a giant horse penis, but its a butthole, and its josh's.

person 1:hey homes u seen josh's butthole lately.
person 2: nah man whats it like.
person 1: cra cra yo

by maaaaaaaaaaaan June 3, 2016

Butthole Moment

To talk about embarrassing or awkward moments that everyone potentially go through.

I’ve got a butt, and it’s a butthole and it’s stinky down there.

Awww that’s embarrassing, what a butthole moment!

by Manchildcave June 13, 2019