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dogs bollocks

Literally the dogs testicles. In British slang, bollocks, means "testicles", however, when it is applied in this context its usual and derivative meaning is "the best", or "the greatest", or "superb"

interchangeable with the expression "the mutts nuts"
usually is applied in a similar fashion to: "That jacket is the dogs bollocks as far as I'm concerned"

or "when are you having the dogs bollocks lopped off"?

A Television chef might stir the pan, taste the contents, and then look into camera while saying,
"You know, these Korean meatballs REALLY ARE the dogs bollocks"
by legs akimbo April 11, 2007
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bollock

Bollock(s)
(1) I dont give a shit about
(2) Rubbish

Bollox(ed)
(3) A bit broken

Bollock(ing) & Bollock(ed)
(4a)A telling off & (4b)Told off
'Bollocks to that' (1)

'(1) Bollocks to that (2) bollocks it's (3) bolloxed and we'll get a (4a) bollocking and I hate being (4b) bollocked'.
by .mini.moke August 28, 2008
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Bullhockey

Originating in the Banbury area, this word handily combines bullshit, poppycock and hogwash into one handy exclamation which is suitable for any occasion and all company.
Tiders: I invented the Glasgow Tri Gay-Rape
Zeb: BULLHOCKEY!
by Mr B. Hockey October 4, 2009
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Bollocks

Plural of "Bollock", a testicle.Although usually found in pairs have been known to be individually removed, either surgically or violently.
If you so much as look at that woman again I'll cut one of your bollocks off and feed you it for breakfast!
by Paddy Smith April 11, 2003
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Big Fat Hairy Bollocks

Used as an exclamation of disappointment, annoyance or generally being pissed off by something.
Often abbreviated to BFHB.
Ryan: CBA to go into school tomorrow...
Tash: You have too! You have a Biology exam fool!
Ryan: Big Fat Hairy Bollocks! I forgot about that!
by TheRyan. March 17, 2010
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Twat Bollocks.

An extremely satisfying insult to use when nothing else will do! Suits all occasions!
Hey Twat Bollocks. that's my wife you are - staring at - chatting up - shagging
by Fluffysplums March 30, 2009
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bollocky wank shite

person one : no white paint in here!

person two: oh bollocky wank shite.
by megaturd March 11, 2010
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