Bulldog

a) Someone that is mentaly retarded. A fat and lazy person who is incapable of an intelligent thought. This is due to the nature of how a bulldog looks and acts. Bulldogs are highly envious of other people as the result from an inferiority complex.

b) A person that is not very good at athletics.

a) Dan is a bulldog, so it is hard for him to make good grades and talk to good looking girls.

b) That bulldog cannot catch one single pass.

by JoeyGladstone October 8, 2010

Bulldog

A small, friendly breed of dog originally used for bull fighting. Very good with kids. Resemebles a furry bowling ball.

Why are your children hugging a furry coconut?
Oh that's just our bulldog.

by Sugar Plumps July 7, 2017

Bulldog

Ugly, not attractive

'She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle'

by Kittymiaowmiaow June 20, 2006

British Bulldog

Wearing no underwear under your pants, shorts, etc.

I didn't do laundry this week so I'll be pulling a British Bulldog until the weekend

by Dsega May 30, 2005

Russian bulldog

When your fucking a gilr doggy stlye and your about to cum you druel on her back and wait tilll she turns around and Boom in her face.

I gave her a russian bulldog last night!

by Bigmuffinz March 16, 2011

bulldog

The highly unpleasent act of expeling diarrhea and vomit at the same time.

"I was so sick last night that I began to bulldog it. God must hate me."

by Strangelovecraft April 25, 2006

French Bulldog

An inmate who is used for sex.

I need some cigarettes, I want to visit the French Bulldog tonight.

by the gall July 1, 2016