eye broccoli

This expression was first used on How I Met Your Mother by Barney to describe Marshall's secretary. It is a variation on the classic eye candy expression and since broccoli is one the most unfavorable and unliked foods it is the antithesis of candy, therefore a hot babe would be eye candy while a very ugly or fat girl would be eye broccoli.

Douche #1 - Dude, check it out, that chick is some serious eye broccoli!
Douche #2 - Gross dude, I would not bang her unless my parents wouldn't let me leave the dinner table.
Douche #1 - LOL!

by James Dean Ate My Pancakes December 8, 2010

brocore

A word used to describe the jocks and "bros" (preppy faggots) that come to punk, hardcore, etc. concerts/shows. The brocore kids usually stand out from the rest because of their hollister hats accompanied by a hot-topic shirt of the band that happens to be playing. They usually stand in the back wankin it.

- Dude did you see those brocore kids at the show?

Ya the one with the Sense's Fail t-shirt molested me.

- It's alright I fucked his emo girlfriend behind the merch stand.

by MFKNC June 1, 2007

Bromeo

1. A bro who gets all the Juliets

2. A charming bro who is admired by other bros.

1. "Damn, check out Ferdinand, straight mackin on that freshman duck tail, dude is a bonified bromeo."

2. "Man winkelvauss, is such a nice dude, he always picks me up when I'm getting down. Dude is the bromeo to my Juliet.

by stinkle stank May 28, 2012

broccoli boy

Skinny white kids with afros

Yo nigga I'll give you $10 to shave yo head broccoli boy

by Tommy's Knockers August 27, 2016

Brocefious

The superlative form of bro

Bro 1: Hey broseph where'd you get those killer camo shorts?
Bro 2: At Tilly's no doubt, brocefious

by Trent Krunch December 3, 2007

Brocton

Brocton is a place where everyone know's your business.

Tommy and Lara live 5 miles apart in Brocton yet Tommy know's Lara has her period.

by Springlover420 October 18, 2008

Brodeo

When a bunch of black guys run a train on a girl.

There goes Christina shes so hot, to bad she was the main attraction at the brodeo the other night.

Yup and it wasnt her first brodeo either.

by Yur1 September 11, 2011